in my OTP tag, the last thing I commented was that I shipped My fridge and myself.

 And since I have no life, I'm writing a small fanfiction of what would happen. You're welcome.

The coldness that came from the inside cascaded down my spine with it's serrated edge. A gasp escapes my rough lips as I look up to see the milk jug giving me a seductive look.

"You horndog," I purr, reaching my hands around his cold body, the metal leaving a tingling sensation on my bare skin.

He groans as my hands go lower. All the way to the bottom shelf. His body moves as I reach into his bottom shelf, grabbing his salami.

I take the salami to my mouth and it falls apart in my mouth. The taste is indescribable.

"Mmm that's delicious," I hum as I place another slice of salami into my mouth.

The fridge vibrates in ecstasy and I can no longer take it.

I jump on to the fridge, and he attacks me right back.

I moan as I fall backwards and the he leans forwards, unplugging himself from the wall.

Everything goes dark and I gasp.

"I'm ready too."

WTF DID I JUST WRITE xD

HOPEFULLY THIS MAKES YOU LAUGH BECAUSE I ALMOST SHIT MY PANTS

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toodle loo