modern au maybe
carla yeager was walking down the flea market in her yellow dress looking sexy, as always. her ugly ass son named eren 🙄 started crying. bystanders looked at him and started vomiting because of how ugly her was.

"someone tell that ugly baby to shut the fuck up!" someone screamed. he was tall and had black hair, he clearly was in the wrong anime.

"go back to hunter hunter leorio!" someone screamed back.

"it's mr. leorio!!!!!!" leorio screamed back 🙄. carla rolled her eyes and continued walking after getting eren to shut up. she then came across what's his face. keith shadis or something. that talked and whatever, then carla went home.

carlas husband, grisha, was working in the basement. she put eren down for a nap and went to go walk in a meadow because she can.

y/n was walking down the street going to the market to pick up some food. while she was walking, y/n came across the hottest milf she had ever seen.

yeah y/n had seen milfs before like kuchel ackerman, but this one was a different breed.

y/n walked up to the milf and said "i'm in love with you and i'm asking you straight up, will you been my girlfriend?"

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