The days would start off as fresh, and Taehyung was a morning person. He had taken over the responsibility of waking Jungkook up early in the morning, either by cooing at the boy, or by tickling him.

Jungkook was a nice person, Taehyung loved his company. For starters, he listened. He listened to whatever Taehyung would say, for hours, even, nodding and waiting patiently till he was finished.

"TaeTae," he would call him, a nickname given by him since Jungkook accidentally found Taehyung sleeping with a tiger plushie, then going on to laugh his head off, and then a playful threaten to leak that to the entire university.

Well, that had led to a very active tickle fight.

Which resulted in cuddles.

Which resulted in a movie marathon.

Taehyung chuckled when he saw Jungkook had fallen asleep, and he just couldn't think of any reason why he got butterflies by looking at that pretty face of his, or why he had the sudden urge to kiss that milky white skin, just to see if it is as soft as it seems.

Instead, all he did was run a hand through Jungkook's hair and push it back, sighing as he wrapped him like a big burrito.

On a bright Thursday morning, Jungkook had fallen sick. Waking up to projectile vomiting, he'd missed classes because of the cold and mild fever.

"Oh, Kookie," Taehyung said, removing the wet patch from Jungkook's forehead, dipping it in warm water.
"Why dontcha take care? Now you're missing classes,"

"Shut up, Tae!" Jungkook sniffed, blowing into a tissue.

Taehyung had noticed, that Jungkook had been extra moody and cranky when he was sick. He'd say no to food, to food, and just stay in bed all day.

"Don't be stubborn, try it!" Taehyung had urged Jungkook to eat his soup, the one Taehyung had made it for him only.

Jungkook said no, but then eventually gave in to Taehyung's (playful) stern face and groaned in pleasure when the taste reached his taste buds.

"Oh damn, Tae. Make some more, I love it."

Taehyung couldn't even bring himself to argue.

Jungkook lied in his bed, thinking monotone when the sound of Taehyung coming to the dorm at perked him up.

"Tae! Gimme a back scratch here," Jungkook had demanded furiously, Taehyung then deciding to not do that because of the order.

"TaeTae please," Jungkook made doe eyes with a slight pout, and that was it for Taehyung. He didn't even care that Jungkook was sick, he hugged the life out of him and gave him a forehead kiss.

Both of them froze.

"Oh-oh," Taehyung stuttered, getting back up, seeing Jungkook looking down with a very intense gaze.

"Should I not have-"

"No no! It's alright. Just- just caught me off guard, that's all," Jungkook smiled.

God, Taehyung really, really liked to see Jungkook smile. He didn't know why, he just did.

Right now, again, Taehyung was dealing with Jimin's stupidness.

"Jimin, oh god shut up."

"What do you mean? Don't you see my dilemma here?"

"Your dilemma is about if Yoongi's dick is bigger than you or not so that you can finally gather all evidence that he indeed is a grumpy grandpa."

"It is a genuine dilemma."

"Uh, I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch. You wanna see his dick? It's gay-"

"You act like I'm not the biggest pervert and the gayest person in here,"

"Hm," Taehyung nodded pitifully, "true."

"So how's your roommate doing?"

"Jungkook's doing swell," Taehyung answered, suddenly wanting to straighten up at Jungkook's name.

"Lover boy, c'mon."

The name got Taehyung to sit upright, his eyes wide with suprise.
"What do you mean 'lover boy'?"

Jimin rolled his eyes, "Don't you wanna kiss him? Like run your hand through his hair? Or smother those cheeks?"

Taehyung nodded, mouth open, suprised how Jimin knew exactly how he was feeling.

Jimin grinned.
"That's exactly how I feel about Yoongi."

a/n 2022: the cringe. kindly forgive.

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