Miis Involved: Marit, Matt (Wii Sports Club [sorry, not the prophet of Wuhu Island])

Matt: I'd like to become a citizen of Finland.

Marit: Oh. Are you nice?

Matt: uhhh...I guess.

Marit: *points to the back* Back of the line.

Matt: Why?

Marit: Nice Guys Finnish last.

(Alexa, play Seinfeld theme)