Kat: Hello and welcome to Midnight with Kat...

Jazz: And Jazz!

Kat: First episode... Jazz, do you have anyone to bring out here?

Jazz: Um, nooooo its just us in the pilot episode.

Kat: Jazz. I told you to get someone.

Jazz: I'm sorryyyyyyyyyy 😫😫😫😫😫😫

Kat: Its fineeeeeee.

Jazz: Yay!

Kat: Anyway! Should we just tell them about our show?

Jazz: Yea!

Kat: You guys can give us Questions, dares, and topics to discuss in the comments down below, or via private messages on Wattpad!

Jazz: Kat your reading straight from your phone. Did you tYPE ALL THAT UP YES YOU DID.

Kat: My wording things skills are terrible on the fly, my cohost.

Jazz: Never call me that again. MOVING ON! 

Kat: Why can't I call you that? It's true!

Jazz: I SAID MOVING ON!

Kat: *mumbles* And I thought I had no chill...

Jazz: That was all for today, have a wonderful day everyone, AND REMEMBER! Never hug a porcupine.

Kat: This was Midnight, With Kat

Jazz: And Jazz!

Kat: Signing off.