| | 11:51 p.m. | |

Jake:
Dude...I legit thought I was gonna die earlier!

Jake:
Stop snickering!! I'm pretty sure I was close to javing a heart attack!!

Jake:
*having

Me:
What the frick-frack are you doing, Jake?

Jake:
What do you mean?

Me:
You are literally lying right next to me. Back-to-back.

Jake:
Eh. I'm channeling my inner sloth. Don't pin this all on me, missy! You're texting back.

Me:
Eh. Thought I'd follow my boyfriend and channel my inner sloth as well.

Me:
But man...tonight was awesome!!

Jake:
Real funny...

Me:
I might just laugh again. XD

Jake:
Stop laughing!! It wasn't funny! I saw my life flash before my eyes.

Jake:
What the...

Jake:
Did you seriously just fall off the bed laughing your ass of??!!

Jake:
That's it. I'm done. Good night!

Me:
Noooo!! Come back! Help me up!

Jake:
Hell no.

Me:
I promise to stop laughing.

Jake:
LIES!! I can still hear you giggling!!

Me:
Give me a secobd

Me:
*second

Me:
Dear lordy, I might die!!

Me:
I still can't believe how much you fucked up tonight!!

Me:
You acted as if you've never stood up to my dad, and mom would suddebly bite your head off!!

Me:
*suddenly

Jake:
Are you done yet?

Me:
Aaaww...are yoy pouting?

Me:
*you

Jake:
Leave me to my misery woman!

Me:
Want a kiss?

Jake:
...yes, please.

Me:
Help me up.

Jake:
Maybe tomorrow then.

Me:
Seriously?

Jake:
Yep

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