a/n: IM SO LATE WRITING THIS CHAPTER ASDJLGH I HOPE THIS MAKES IT UP
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taetaebear made a groupchat 'tata's side chicks'

taetaebear added swaeg.yoongs

taetaebear added chiminichimchim

taetaebear added dance.monster

taetaebear added handsomejinie

taetaebear added sunshinehobi

taetaebear added jungkookie

taetaebear added lee.hara

lee.hara:
'tata's side chicks?

lee.hara:
really oppa?

swaeg.yoongs:
new phone who dis?

swaeg.yoongs:
wait are you?

sunshinehobi:
JUNGKOOKS GIRLFRIEND

sweag.yoongs:
yeah i was going to say this

taetaebear:
what does side chicks mean though :3

taetaebear:
it must mean good friends hehe *v*

dancemonster:
you need some education

dancemonster:
without education we are nothing

dancemonster:
hi hara I'm namjoon I'm not actually dance monster but rap monster

dancemonster:
you can call me RM

handsomejinie:
quit bragging about education

handsomejinie:
it ain't everything there is to life

handsomejinie:
though it is important i must admit

swaeg.yoongs:
he never said it is everything there is to life

swaeg.yoongs:
dumbass bitch
message not sent

chiminichimchim:
HI HARA I'M JIMIN :D

handsomejinie:
I'm seokjin nice to meet you hara

handsomejinie:
by the way I'm the most handsome in this group haha

swaeg.yoongs:
that was unnecessary

handsomejinie:
you better stfu if you want any meals tonight

sweag.yoongs:
okay

taetaebear:
yoongi hyung be like anna from frozen >~<

taetaebear:
okay byee *dramatic music cue*

lee.hara:
i can't believe there are already 20 messages when it's only been 5 seconds since this group was made

dancemonster:
i was surprised you kept seeing the messages but didn't reply

lee.hara:
i really am not good with keeping up such a fast conversation

lee.hara:
especially when there's something on the rain going on the laptop beside me

dancemonster:
is that a documentary about the rain cycle?

handsomejinie:
...i-
that's a kdrama namjoon!

chiminichimchim:
hyung is really stupid sometimes :3

taetaebear:
STUPIDJOON HYUNG HEHE :3

sunshinehobi:
bulllieeeeeessss

lee.hara:
hahaha actually it feels like i know you guys so much even though it's our first time chatting

lee.hara:
I've heard about you all from jungkook so much

lee.hara:
and it's nice to meet you too I'm lee hara

sunshinehobi:
you forgot to add Jungkooks girlfriend at the end :D

taetaebear:
let's go party turn up :D

handsomejinie:
aigooo our jungkook has grown so much

swaeg.yoongs:
literally can hear your aigoo from here

handsomejinie:
even though we are not roommates anymore you still can?

sweag.yoongs:
i do

handsomejinie:
i miss staying in the same room with you

swaeg yoongs:
i only miss stealing your underwear
message not sent

swaeg.yoongs:
but you literally just spend most of your time in my room though

jungkookie:
i just woke up

taetaebear:
yoonjin :')

jungkookie:
wait WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

jungkookie:
SCROLLING THROUGH THE MESSAGES AND

jungkookie:
WHAT EVEN IS THIS CHAT GROUP

jungkookie:
HARA DID YOU REALLY JUST CALLED V HYUNG 'OPPA'??

chiminichimchim:
kookie be like:

taetaebear:

sunshinehobi:

dancemonster:
HEY THAT'S MY PHOTO!

lee.hara:
taehyung is older than me though

lee.hara:
that's why i called him oppa

jungkookie:
if you really want someone to call oppa and then call me?!?

jungkookie:
i mean I'd hate it BUT STILL

taetaebear:
see hara?? i told you XD

chiminichimchim:
BABY JEALOUSY NEGA ANI TARI SARAM BANI *CUES MONSTA X*

jungkookie:
also i hope you wont accept the five friend requests you'll get today

jungkookie:
bc I'm sure they'll keep sending my embarrassing photos

lee.hara:
but I've already seen them a lot though lmao

taetaebear:
i bet you haven't seen his ding la lingla ling yet though

handsomejinie:
what

handsomejinie:
DID I SEE IT RIGHT

dancemonster:
I'm out

chiminichimchim:
WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

lee.hara:
i-

taetaebear:
what? o.o i meant his biceps :3 kookie has been working out so much ~(>.<)~

swaeg.yoongs:
it's good that he's dense

jungkookie:
BITCH BYE

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a/n: yall there's actually a instagram account called midnight advisor one of the readers made it YALL SHOULD CHECK IT OUT

also I love yall ya better believe it else I'll slap you so hard

with my lips ;)