Bangtan squad

Swaeg yoongs changed the group name to "lonely squad"

Swaeg yoongs:
Someone kick jungkook out of this chat group

Swaeg yoongs:
He has a girlfriend now. Can't be a part of this squad anymore. -_-

Taetaebear:
...but

Taetaebear:
What will happen to me now (｡•́︿•̀｡)

Taetaebear:
Don't leave me kookie (″ロ゛)

Chiminie chimchim:
You have me taetae (´｡• ω •｡') ♡

Taetaebear:
What if you get a girlfriend too someday ｡ﾟ･ (>﹏<) ･ﾟ｡

Jungkookie:
Come on guys she's not my girlfriend yet

Jungkookie:
I'm actually biting and eating all my nails here while you're having fun smh

Jungkookie:
SHE SAID SHE WILL ANSWER TODAY I'M-

Sunshine hobi:
Well who can say no to your charms? I'm sure she'll accept you

Sunshine hobi:
But I'm feeling nervous for you too OH MY HEARTU I can't

Jungkookie:
She doesn't even know me like who believes in online dating anyway

Sunshine hobi:
Maybe you should meet her you know?

Jungkookie:
But I don't know why I feel afraid. What if she denies meeting me

Swaeg yoongs:
You're stupid

Handaome jinie:
I'm sure she'll accept I EVEN PUT UP A BET WITH NAMJOON

Dance monster:
There's 50/50 chance. Online dating doesn't work most of the time so I can win alright

Handaome jinie:
Shut up namjoon :)

Handsome jinie:
Don't worry jungkook

Handsone jinie:

Here's my handsome face to brighten up your day :)

Swaeg yoongs:
Bitch is so full of himself
Message not sent

Chiminie chimchim:
Wah hyung you look legit TAKE MY SARANG (*♡∀♡)

Jungkookie:
You look good hyung

Handsone jinie:
What about a dadjoke too? I know yall would like it

Swaeg yoongs:
Oh I'm so sleepy~ bye

Dance monster:
I know it's no use trying to stop Jin

Handsome jinie:
What is the connection between a tuna, a piano and a glue

Jungkookie:
O.o i don't know?

Dance monster:
They are all made of hydrocarbons? Well 80℅ of the things in this world is made of hydrocarbon.

Taetaebear:
You can use a glue to stick up a broken piano and a broken tuna!
┐(￣∀￣)┌

Handaome jinie:
Wrong

Handsome jinie:
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna

Jungkookie:
Then what about the glue O.o

Handsome jinie:
I knew you would be 'stuck' there HAHAHAHAHA

Jungkookie:
Oh o.o

Dance monster:
Well

Taetaebear:
I don't get it

Taetaebear:
Or maybe I do o.o

Chiminie chimchim:
HAHAHAHA JIN HYUNG SO FUNNY

Swaeg yoongs:
Why do I hear a window wiping sound from my room?

Handsome jinie:
That's me. But didn't you say you went to sleep yoongi?

Handsome jinie:
You really love me don't you? You love my jokes

Swaeg yoongs:
What? Sorry I don't understand stupids language

Handsome jinie:
Yall yoongi isn't getting any breakfast again tomorrow :)

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A/n: Jin is so funny

And cute

And caring

And he's prettier than you. SO PLEASE LOVE HIM A LOT AND IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY TODAY IDK WHY I FEEL SO PROUD LIKE HE'S MY SON OR SOMETHING

also last year on this day I opened wattpad and started writing here. happy 1 year anniversary to me being a wattpad writer! ^^