Jeon Jungkook:
Yo

Jeon Jungkook:
Guess what?

Jeon Jungkook:

Jeon Jungkook:

Jeon Jungkook:
Senpai noticed you because of me

Lee Hara:
So I'm 'the crazy one? The depressed one?'

Lee Hara:
The WITH NO FRIENDS one?

Jeon Jungkook:
Well um

Jeon Jungkook:
I just wanted to help you and you were always so depressed and you wouldn't talk to me!

Lee Hara:
Argh anyways

Lee Hara:
I said he was cute because I have a cousin who's five years old and your friend kind of reminded me of him

Lee Hara:

Lee Hara:
YOU DIDN'T NEED TO TELL HIM THAT I LIKE HIM AND EVERYTHING BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

Jeon Jungkook:
Whoa I've never seen you lose your temper like this

Jeon Jungkook:
It's good to see a new side :D

Jeon Jungkook:
And thanks god because I thought you got a crush on him
Message not sent

Jeon Jungkook:
Your cousin is so cute btw

Lee Hara:
Yeah it's been a while since I've seen him. He likes anime too like your hyung

Lee Hara:
I just noticed something

Lee Hara:
Why did you name your friend sexy pornstar O.o

Jeon Jungkook:
Because of this

Jeon Jungkook:
Apparently he likes playing the saxophone and idk how his auto correct made it sexy pornstar

Jeon Jungkook:
Now we all call him by that name

Lee Hara:
Awwwwwwww hahahahaha he's so cute istg doesn't he even get mad when you call him that? Such a fluffball!

Jeon Jungkook:
Don't fangirl over him that much

Lee Hara:
Why?

Jeon Jungkook:
Because hyung likes me more than you

Jeon Jungkook:
HE WOULD RATHER GO ON A DATE WITH ME THAN YOU

Lee Hara:
Aw you love him so much

Lee Hara:
I Love Boyfriends

Lee Hara:
That's it. I'm shipping taekook!

Jeon Jungkook:
But he's a hoe though

Jeon Jungkook:
He flirts with all 7 of us :(

Lee Hara:
Idk why I think you're the one who's hoe

Jeon Jungkook:
Could be. Who knows

Jeon Jungkook:
I'm a hoe for you baby ;)

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a/n: bonus,

XD I always imagine yoongi reading my book and thinking of ways to sue me