Amry of Fangirls
Melkor: *showing off his army of fangirls to anyone and everyone* BEAT THAT! 

Mairon: *walks by reading a book being trailed by an army of fangirls that would put the army at Helms Deep to shame. Some of the people are dressed like him. Some are sobbing and some are laughing like lunatics* 

Melkor:....THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! 

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Mandos VS. Fangirl
Mandos: These people are really upset over the fact that I pronounced what they call the doom of Manods?  

Fangirl: *Looking at him half in tears* HOW COULD YOU CURSE THOSE POOR BOYS! 

Feanor and his sons: *Still covered in blood from the kinslaying and just look over at her.*

Fangirl: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THEY DID TO THEM!? *Starts crying uncontrollably* 

Mandos: help...

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No one is prepared for fanfictions or fanart
Melkor: *looks up* Hey. Mairon?

Mairon: Yes my lord?

Melkor: I found something strange. They are called fanfictions and fanart...weird.

*later...* 

Mairon: *walks over to Melkor* My lord are you alright you have not moved or eaten a few days. 

Melkor: *staring wide-eyed into the distance* I have seen things...many things...

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