It isn't as easy as most people would think to capture Mick Jagger. It requires being in the same room as him and that is incredibly tiresome. He was more attractive in real I will give him that but his hair was by no means as nice as Brian's or a majority of rock stars I've encountered. No, I don't go around kidnapping them though. Thanks for asking!

He was standing next to his band mate Keith Richards talking at a party neither of them noticed me yet. The guests didn't really seem to care about me either. I wasn't as interesting as some rock stars evidently... I see their point, after all I'm just some crazy person hell bent on kidnapping Mick Jagger for entertainment purposes. I manoeuvred through the masses of people and noticed there was cake. No, I couldn't eat it now... I needed to get Mick then disappear.

So completely forgetting about subtlety I approached the two Rolling Stones; hit Keith on the head with a nearby lamp and grabbed Mick by the collar of his shirt than disappeared.

I should have kidnapped the whole band but I was already creating enough disturbances in time. I only got away with Mick because the universe declared him not important enough. The universe could be so delightfully savage sometimes.