{Birthday Month}
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January: "Mike, you're a lucky guy!"

February: "Aoww! Mike did good!"

March: "Man, how in the world did you get a girl like that!?"

April: "That's her?"

May: "Oh, she's cool" *lowkey jealous*

June: "Daaaammmn!" (That Chris Tucker one from Friday 😂)

July: "Well man, not my type, but you know, she's good for you"

August: "She's cool, I guess"

September: *Speechless*

October: *Catcalls and whistles*

November: *whispers* "Do you think she can get me a friend of hers?"

December: "Not bad, man! Not bad at all!"
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~I literally could read every single one of these in Chris Tucker's voice what is my brain~
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