Okay, after I seemed to send most of you into heart attack mode with my last update, I thought I'd make it up to you. 😂

It's nothing huge and amazing (I'm lying about that, hehe) – just some pictures of Michael that I happen to love right now. Perhaps I'll write a short story or imagine soon, but for now ... allow me to kill you with Michael. 😍😍

Loving this photoshoot. 😍❤️❤️

Ohh man. 😍😍

Okay, okay, let's go back in time a little ...

To the extremely sexy 1990s! 😍😍

Lord. He kills me. 😵❤️❤️❤️

His adorable little face. 😚🙊

Okay ... now let's head to the 1980s! 😝

Oh, sweetie. 🙊😘💙 By the way, this is Michael on mine and his wedding day. Dressed in white with a red rose. Ugh! 😭❤️❤️

Loving my baby in the Thriller era. 💜💙❤️

Hmm. What now? 😏

I know! 😊

My main weaknesses:

In The Closet and the HIStory Tour. 😵💛💗💜❤️💙💚

Holy mother of God. 😍😍😍😍

I think I might ... be slowly ... dying ... 😫💚💜

Even in cartoon, he's sexier than real life boys (note – "boys". Michael's a man – or, in his words, a "gentleman"). 🙈💙

The GOLD PANTS. 💛😍💛😍💛

I love it when Moonwalkers Snapchat me photos of Michael. ☺️💜

So, now I—

*Spits drink out*

HOLY MARY MERCY ME.

CAN'T BELIEVE THE THINGS I SEE.

MICHAEL, YOU'RE TOO FAR INTO THE WATER, AND YOU'RE FACING THE WRONG WAY.

LET'S ALL MOURN OVER THE FACT HE IS TOO FAR INTO THE WATER, AND HE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY.

Sad times. Terribly sad times. 😭😭😭

Okay, let's end it with an adorable one. ❤️

Sweetheart ... I love you. 💙💜❤️

I hope this makes up for the April Fools' Day prank. 😌💗

Peace. ✌🏻️