Once upon a time there was a triangle. This triangles name was Shannon. Shannon just showed up one day on the a wall. Some kid had spray painted her into existence. But whoever that kid was cared enough about Shannon to give her an eye. He would've given her an entire face but there wasn't enough room. So she was happy with one eye.

That is until they found her. Who're they, you ask? They're the children who see the illuminati in everything. 99% of the entire universes population consist of these people. That other 1% are just too dumb to understand the concept.

Everyday little 9 year olds would point to her with their sticky, unwashed, cheeto hands and laugh. That hurt Shannon. Those little brats laughing at her. She wasn't part of the illuminati. She just had a creator who wanted her to see the world.

She just wanted to die but she can't do anything about it because she's just a wall triangle.

One day this kid was talking to their friend and saying something about the wall I'm on might be part of an illuminati building. That is not the case. Shannon was on the wall of Butch's Butcher Place. Butch was a good butcher who wasn't an illuminati member.

Shannon tried to communicate with this kid and tell him that Butch is a good boy. Her triangle form is too restricting for that.

That's when it happened. This other edgy looking kid stood up for her. She couldn't see their face but she had a feeling that it was her creator. This kid was your typical edgy teenager. They wore a baggy sweatshirt and had the hood up to hide their face. They had a horrible posture and needed a shower. They were also most likely a homestuck at one point, given the edge here. Just like her creator.

"Don't compare her to the illuminati. She's just a triangle with an eyeball. The creator just wanted her to see. I would know. I made her."

And then they completely screwed up those other kids. They probably died or something. But more importantly, who was this masked guy that apparently created Shannon?

He dramatically took off his hood and Shannon was extremely shocked. It was Butch the butcher. He then made eye contact with Shannon and she blushed. He went over to her and pinned her against the wall she was already stuck to.

"B-Butch-kun. W-why did you stand up for me?"

"Because I love you Shannon-san. I always have since the moment I laid eyes on you."

And then they got married and continued living happily together.

But one day that all changed. Shannon told her loving husband to wash her from the wall. Butch was so surprised. What had he done to make her want this? He'd done what was asked of her and washed her from the wall with his own tears.

Just as he went to the other room to cry for the next 13 hours he heard a voice. The voice told him to go to a room and draw a hexagon on the wall which he did.

Butch looked at the wall to discover that Shannon was back but in hexagon form. There was now plenty of room to draw a new and improved face and she had so many new edges to explore.

He then proceeded to draw an entire face on Shannons hexagon body and she was so excited. She could actually talk to other people.

Shannon and Butch eventually had 3 beautiful children. Butch Jr, Shannon Jr, and Junior because they ran out of names by the third child.