Jordan: "If you don't give me my stuff back, you're gonna suffer a tragic demise!"

Tom: Normally I am not threatened with a demise. Most people in Mianite just scream "YOU'RE DEAD!". Or they let their diamond sword do the talking. I was so impressed with Jordan's vocabulary, I squeezed his throat tighter.
{source: Magnus Chase and the Hammer of Thor}

Jordan: You're smiling, did something good just happen?

Tom: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Sonja: Tucker tripped and fell in the parking lot.
{source: the internet}

Jordan: I know we don't see eye to eye...

Tom: It's because you're too short.
{I don't know the source}

My s̶w̶o̶r̶d̶ robes have a better social life than me- Jordan
{source: Magnus Chase and the Hammer of Thor (again)}

Jordan: *on the phone* Where are you? Tom: I told you I'm at work.Jordan: I swear if you're at Chuck E Cheese again–*skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*Tom: *hangs up*
{not mine. source: tumblr}

Jordan: Not much could ruin today.

Tom: Hello, Jordan.

Jordan: Shoot, I forgot that summons him.
{source: community}

Tom: What turns on?

Jordan: Did you forgot the word you, or do you really want to learn about the wonders of electricity from me?
{source: homestuck}

{remember that purge where everyone ganged up on Jordan but he just stayed in his vault so everyone spent forever trying to get in?} 

Tucker: Like Tom always says, when done door closes, choose a nearby wall and smash it in with brute force!
{source: gravity falls (the source of so many wonderful quotes)}

Jordan (to Historian): I'm not scared of you! None of us are!

Wag: I kind of am.

Jordan: Wag, shut up.
{source: homestuck}

A/N That's it for this chapter, buckaroos.

I had A LOT of fun doing this. I only recently discovered that incorrect quotes are a thing, and since then have had fun browsing them. I decided to make my own, because 1. I wanted to, and 2. the incorrectmianitequotes blog on tumblr where I read my first incorrect quotes said that they wouldn't continuing because of the whole s3 thing, so I decided to try and fill their shoes!

Please feel free to submit quotes! Some of my quotes are 100% mine, but for most of them, I look at other incorrect quotes blogs for inspiration (FOR THE QUOTES I'M NOT STEALING THEM IF I FIND A MIANITE THING THAT I FOUND FUNNY I'LL SAY WHO MADE IT) and then make it Mianite. But I'd love other people suggesting stuff! Please just make sure to cite to source (you just have to say where the quotes from) OR you can submit an original quote (a quote you made up, something that's not from a show or anything)! If you do an original quote, be sure to label it as such.

Song!

https://youtu.be/39DPkb2JlpE

I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THIS COVER CHANNEL HELP

So yeah! Remember, DON'T DO DRUGS TO FORGET YOUR PROBLEMS. DRINK SLUSHEES, THEY'RE BETTER. HYE, my girs!