{Okay so I know like the streamers are actual people and it's kind of weird to do it for actual people but hERE WE GO}

-Wag loves musicals and got the entire gang into Hamilton {why does it seem all I ever write headcanons on is related to musicals in some way}. This has resulted in many a spontaneous duet/outburst of song. When Jordan's working on his reactor, he'll start humming "A toast to the groom (to the groom to the groom)." {but like I can hear him doing that cute little abstract singing voice singing My Shot and Satisfied oh gosh}. Tom will be talking to Martha or Sonja or anyone and suddenly belt out "WE'RE RELIABLE WITH THE LAAADIES". Tucker seems to have Say No To This stuck  in his head way too often. "LAFAYETTE" becomes Tom's battle cry for a while. He also goes around screaming the start to Alexander Hamilton/ Guns and Ships like he does with the Pirates of the Caribbean theme. *joins teamspeak* "DUN DUDUDUN DUN DUN DADADAAAA HOW DOES A BASTARD ORPHAN-". Martha positively falls in love with the song "Dear Theodosia" and likes to sing it to Ianita. Whenever Tom's listening to "Schuyler Sisters" and Peggy's like "Daddy said not to go downtown," Tom screams "SNITCHES GET STITCHES PEGGY!"

-Tucker and Wag get songs stuck in their heads the most often out of the group, but they handle it differently. Wag doesn't care if "Single Ladies" has been on loop in his head for the past day. He's accustomed to songs playing nonstop in his head. Tucker, on the other hand, hates it. He cannot stand songs getting stuck in his head, which provides good trolling material for his friends, who like to rickroll him or play a really catchy tune and run away laughing as he starts yelling at them. One time, Sonja played "Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows" on loop for a full 24 hours and he nearly strangled her.

-Sonja writes Syndisparklez fanfiction. Tucker reads it. Once, before Tucker knew about Sonja's fan account on Wattpad, he said to her, "Hey I found this really cool Syndisparklez fanfic. It captures our personalities perfectly and some of the events are almost eerily similar to real things that have happened to us and wow it's just so cool you have to read it." So then he shows it to her and Sonja doesn't know how to tell him that she wrote it. When she comes clean, he laughs, then is like "Woah you wrote this? :0 I didn't know you could write wow." They start recommending each other Wattpad stories. They find another Syndisparklez author that they really enjoy. Little do they know that it's Wag.

Alternate: Neither of them know about the others secret Wattpad account so Tucker's just reading Syndisparklez smut that Sonja wrote and Sonja's reading Syndisparklez smut that Wag wrote and Wag's reading Syndisparklez crack (because he can't write smut) that Tucker wrote and it's just a mess.

-Wag and Tom are Pokemon nerds who smash gyms together

-Wag is that one friend you have who seems really nice and polite to outsiders and your parents dote on him but he's secretly plotting everyone's demise.

-Jordan is that one friend who your parents might like more than they like you. You know that if you say that Jordan is going, they'll let you go because "Jordan'll be there, it'll be fine".

-Tom is the friend who your parents hate at first because they think he's a bad influence but he grows on them and they sort of take him in because there's no point separating you two. Might as well make sure he doesn't get in too much trouble, either.

-Tucker's the friend whose parents are friends with your parents and they keep trying to set you two up. 

-Sonja is the friend who is friends with your parents and texts them and follows them on Facebook and everything.

{I don't know where these last 5 headcanons came from I just thought of them. Why did I have so much to say on tiem reester's relationships with parents?}

BONUS TO THE PARENT-FRIEND RELATIONSHIPS:

-Andor is the friend who they adopt. Like, would actually sign the papers and everything. They know about his home life and how sweet he is and would totally let him stay with you if his dad allowed.

-Your parents would trust Martha with your entire family's life and probably the fate of the world. They love her as much as they love Jordan, and kind of bug you about it because "Why can't you be more like HER?!?!" Her parents are also friends with your parents. 

-Helgrind is the 'friend' who your forced to talk to until your parents realize how awful he is.

-Jordan once pranked everyone by sending everyone on a super long quest and at the end was just a book with the entire bee movie script in it. Sonja laughed it off. Tom didn't get it at first, but when he did, he was too impressed to bee mad because dang Sparklez that's some dedication. Wag didn't understand. Tucker sighed, got up, and walked off camera. You could hear muffled screaming a split second later. He then proceeded to make a large, in detail statue of a middle finger in front of Jordan's house. He also fills the house with  bees. 

-Tom has tried to fight a swarm of bees which went as well as you might think.

-Mot knows how to play the tuba

A/N Enjoy my crappy headcanons!

Please comment your opinions on them and your own personal headcanons. I want to see them.

https://youtu.be/Y859KlcfQTY

I really like this song.

So yeah, remember, PIZZA ROLLS NOT GENDER ROLLS. HYE, my girs!