I switch on the camera.

"Hi. My name, is Tom Syndicate. And I, am here to tell you about the real story of our adventure to Mianite. So, sit back and listen to our story."
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Here's another!

I'm going to make my own version of this, but you guys can still use it!

As always, please let me know if you do end up using it. I would love to read your story :)

-Pheniox