(Host: We have a battle that cause some trouble. Rodeo clown Trouble Shoes Clyde takes on evil mastermind Darren. Okay start flowing)

Darren: You're in trouble troubleshoes and its time for me to make this apparent. You're not facing a ordinary foe, you're facing a evil mastermind in Darren! Man it's not your luck, you got the most less respected job as a clown. My raps are like the stone and which I'll run your ass right out of town. You're fugitive, starting trouble and reasons are really silly. Why don't you pick on someone your own size and stop foal-napping little fillies! You got the wrong side of the horseshoes and I'll stick my shoe up your ass. There's a new sheriff in town and I'll place your big ass in a cass.

Troubleshoes Clyde: You're a little to undersized to be starting trouble. I'm bigger than Big Mac, so I had to burst your bubble. You're a psychopathic narcissist and its time for somepony to stop your gears. Its job to make ponies laugh, I've been doing since my younger years. While your getting beaten by a near blind nerd and teaming up with your group is the worst. To top of your lack of skill is saying that you actually said a door verse.

Darren: You're dumbfounded, I'll be the David to your Goliath. Your size won't be a factor because you usually run instead turn and fightin'. I'll be a more intellectual inspiration than U.S vice president Joe Biden! Breaking ankle like Darren Collison, you lack the Bonnie,Clyde! I'm sitting on thrones conquering lands and you're just in that ugly shack trying to hide.

Troubleshoes Clyde: Things aren't always what they seem and all my "crimes" were unintentional. Luck isn't always on our side, this is a battle not a musical. Hide behind "Razor" Sally, I'm Appleloosa's most wanted. I'll leave your body so conflict, ponies would've sworn you were double jointed.I am the be all and end all and now I got nothing to prove sir. You're once again on the the unlucky side but you're use to being on the L.O.S.E.R.S!

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