You Little Shit!!!!
Notes:
Hello everyone, I am sorry for not posting recently. I have been busy with my personal life. I had recently thought of this idea and wanted to write it, so I hope that you enjoy reading it.
Just to let you know this chapter is different to my other ones. This one is the MHA characters reacting to a lyric prank that occurs in a group chat. The song that is being used is "Big Fun – From Heathers the Musical". The second song that is being used is "Last Friday Night – By Katy Perry". The third song that is being used is "I kissed a boy – By Jupither".
To make it easier to understand the characters in the groupchat, the character who is texting will have their name placed before what they are saying. For example, if Izuku is texting it will be written out as; Izuku: Bla, bla, bla.
So yeah, I hope you enjoy reading this chapter. I hope you all have a wonderful day. Please remember to stay hydrated. Please remember that you are loved and cared for. I love you all and let's begin, shall we? 😊
The audience are intrigued on what the video could be about since the title is enticing to them. They all know not to ask Shadow about what the video could be about. But they are surprised when unlike usual, Shadow speaks up to tell them something about the video.
"Alright, so before I show you the video, there is something important that I need to inform you of, which is to do with the video." Shadow says with her usual monotone voice that is void of any emotion. The shock is evident on everyone's faces at hearing Shadow tell them that she needs to share something about the video, but they quickly get over it and nod, letting Shadow know that she can continue. So, continue she does. "Alright, so this video isn't like the other videos I have shown you." Shadow starts, taking a few moments to let that sink in and also to allow them to ask any questions they may have.
Nedzu raises his hand, wanting to ask something. Shadow nods at him, giving him the confirmation, he needs so that he can speak. "Shadow. When I say this, I believe I speak for everyone. But may we know what you mean by this video will be different to the other videos that you have shown us? May we also know how it is different?" Nedzu speaks with his usual cheery tone but like usual, his words are clearly calculated to perfection. This calculated perfection of his wording just goes to show his genius intellect and his ability to perfectly state his ideas and opinions on particular matters.
Shadow turns her attention fully onto Nedzu and smiles behind her mask, at how well Nedzu is able to act socially especially with his manners, because it just goes to show how well he has adapted to living in a human filled society, considering what humans have put him through. Shadow takes a deep breath before responding to Nedzu's question. She speaks with a much more light-hearted and caring tone. "Thank you for your question, Nedzu. I am well aware that everyone in here wants to know the answer to those questions, so I will happily answer them." The tone and wording that Shadow has used clearly shows that she cares about the people in the audience and is so very willing to answer the questions for them.
Nedzu smiles happily at hearing Shadow state that she is willing to answer his questions for everyone's curiosity. "Thank you for your kindness, Shadow, I know it means a lot, not just for me but everyone, that you are so willing to fulfil our curiosity by answering my questions." Nedzu says cheerily with that same calculated wording from before.
Shadow nods in politeness and understanding. "It is my pleasure, Nedzu." Shadow says with a soft and caring tone filled with happiness. "Now to answer your question, Nedzu. This video that I am going to show you, is a different type of video. And what I mean by that is instead of you all watching a video of someone or multiple people do an activity through the eyes of that person or people, you will be watching a video of something that occurs in a groupchat." Shadow speaks with confidence and an informing type of tone.
Everyone in the audience nods at the clarification of what the video is about. They also nod in understanding and thankfulness of Shadow answering the questions they were all thinking of. They all give Shadow looks of thankfulness and they are repaid with a nod of acceptance from Shadow. "You are all very welcome, now do you all want to start the video, or do you have anymore questions for me?" Shadow speaks softly to the audience members.
The audience all have looks on their faces that looks to be like they are deep in thought, but after a few moments their facial expressions change to one that appears to one that makes it look like they have come to a decision. Nedzu raises his hand once again to state something. Once receiving the nod of approval from Shadow he speaks up.
"Once again, I believe I speak for everyone when I say this, but we have no other questions and would like to start the video. And I would like to add – Although I believe that not everyone would agree with me but – I can't help but feel that this video piques my interest, as judging by the title alone, this video seems interesting and will entertain us all." Nedzu speaks with the same tone as before, but as he finishes stating what he has to say a wicked smile takes over his features, making it clear he is very excited to watch the video.
Most of the audience nod in agreement to what Nedzu has stated, but the UA staff minus Nedzu are concerned at the fact that Nedzu is smiling wickedly and can all feel a headache coming on.
Shadow smiles behind her mask at the fact that this is going to be really entertaining. She takes a deep breath before speaking up with the same soft but caring tone from before. "Ok then, since none of you have anymore questions for me, we shall begin the video." After speaking, Shadow turns to her computer, placing her hand on her keyboard. She presses the button to play the video but unbeknownst to the audience members Shadow is smirking behind her mask and is internally laughing maniacally at the chaos that is about to occur.
As Shadow presses the button on her keyboard that plays the video, the light on the giant screen turns on and brightens until a scene takes over the screen.
This scene that takes over the screen shows Nedzu's office, with Nedzu sitting at his desk. But along with Nedzu sitting at his desk, he is accompanied by Izuku, who happens to be sitting in one of the chairs that is sat on the opposite side of the table to Nedzu's chair.
The audience are confused at this scene. Which is strange considering the fact that Shadow had literally told them that they were watching a different type of video format to the usual ones. But so far this video looks exactly the same to the usual video format that they are used to watching, because of the scene that has just been played.
The confused looks on the audience's faces, has gone noticed by Shadow. She sighs internally at the fact she forgot to tell them something. So, she catches their attention, and then once she has their full attention she speaks up with a guilty tone of voice.
"I'm very sorry guys. I had completely forgotten to tell you all this." After starting her speech, she receives nods from the audience, telling her that she can continue. "But the video starts off in the same format as the other videos, it is only later on in the video that the new format starts. Once again, I am very sorry guys. I hope that this clarification made up for my mistake." Shadow speaks with the same guilty tone from before but there is also softness and care in her tone as well.
The audience give her appreciative and understanding looks, which slightly calms her guilty feelings of the situation. Midnight speaks up with a caring and supportive tone. "It is absolutely fine, sweetheart." Shadow smiles behind her mask and responds with. "Thank you Nemuri." She speaks with an appreciative and grateful tone. "No problem sweetie, and if it makes you feel better, then just know that everyone makes mistakes." Midnight says with the same tone, but a soft and caring smile appears on her face as she speaks to Shadow.
Shadow takes a deep breath before speaking once again. "Ok, let's continue the video, shall we?" Her tone is back to the soft and caring one from before. Everyone in the audience nods at her comment and Shadow takes that as confirmation to continue the video. Shadow turns back to her computer, and with a soft and content smile on her face, she presses the play button on her keyboard, which causes the video to continue.
The pause button that had appeared on the screen after Shadow had paused the video, disappears, showing that the video has been continued.
Izuku and Nedzu sit in their respective chairs staring at each other. They both have their usual smiles on their faces, along with their usual cheery expressions.
Nedzu is sitting with his arms crossed, his elbows resting on the desk and his hands clasped together, showing that he is very intrigued with the conversation. Nedzu is wearing his usual attire which contains a white dress shirt, a dark red tie which is wrapped around his neck, a black double-breasted waistcoat along with matching dress pants. His shoes are orange lace-up sneakers which have incredibly thick soles which appear to be really large on him, his shoes also seem to resemble the ones that are worn by Izuku.
Izuku is sitting in the chair at Nedzu's desk with his hands resting on his lap. While his hands are situated on his lap, he instinctually fidgets with them out of nervousness, but the nervousness isn't clearly present on his face as it is concealed very well, and you would need to either know him very well or be very good at reading people – especially facial expressions – to notice the fact that he is nervous.
But other than that, Izuku also looks very interested in the conversation, which makes the audience wonder what the conversation could be about. But it also concerns the UA staff as they can see the wicked glint in Nedzu's eyes.
Izuku is sporting the usual attire worn by the male student body at UA, that of which contains a light grey blazer with dark turquoise trimmings, this is worn over white dress shirt, he also wears a pair of dress pants, along with a red tie that like usual isn't done up properly.
(Cause the poor child doesn't know how to, so sad. Poor child. Someone teach him. How cute would it be if the person who teaches him to tie a tie would be Aizawa? So cute. The two people who grew up with absent fathers bonding over tying a tie.)
His tie is also left much shorter than other students ties. But also, unlike the majority of the student body who are wearing plain brown shoes, Izuku is sporting his signature red shoes.
The audience are enjoying the video so far, even though nothing much has happened. They are liking watching the interaction between the two characters on screen. But they are also enjoying looking at the way both Izuku and Nedzu are sat, along with the attire that the two characters are sporting.
Class 1A and Class 1B minus Izuku find it quite hilarious that Izuku's tie isn't done up properly, but they also find it sad considering the reason that it isn't done up is cause Izuku was never taught how to tie a tie.
So, because of this, Class 1A minus Izuku all unanimously and without saying a word to each other, but instead just by looking at each other decide that they are going to either teach Izuku how to tie a tie themselves, or by going to Aizawa and forcing him to teach Izuku how to tie a tie. They all ultimately decide to force Aizawa to do it as it would be a cute bonding moment and they can secretly take photos of the cute moment.
Shadow notices the looks Class 1A give each other on their plan, and she sees the menacing look that takes over their faces when they come to the conclusion of forcing Aizawa to teach Izuku to tie a tie. She smiles behind her mask at how much they all care about each other, as she finds it so sweet that they would do anything for each other. She doesn't say a word of their plan, but internally decide that after she has finished showing this video, she will show them all some other things.
She hears someone speak up and turns her attention to them. "It's so cute but also hilarious that the kid doesn't know how to tie a tie." Mirko says with her usual tone while simultaneously laughing at how funny it is that he doesn't know how to tie a tie. Izuku slumps down in his seat out of embarrassment, but also sadness at the fact he knows why he doesn't know how to tie a tie.
Most people don't notice this including Mirko, but Class 1A, Class 1B, the big three and the UA staff notice this, and they all feel bad for Izuku. But they say nothing but pity him quietly.
After a few moments of allowing those who notices Izuku slump in his chair, Shadow speaks up, which catches the MHA characters attention, which causes them all to turn towards her, giving her their full attention. "Ok, now that I have all of your attention, let's continue, shall we?" Shadow says with the same soft and caring tone from before.
Everyone nods, but just before Shadow goes to turn towards her computer to continue the video, she sees Hitoshi pull Izuku onto his lap and wrap Izuku's arms and legs around him and place a kiss on his forehead. Shadow smiles softly behind her mask at seeing the brotherly love that the two of them share.
After a few seconds of staring at the two of them, Shadow turns towards the screen and presses the button on her computer, therefore continuing the video for them all to watch.
The pause button on the screen disappears, showcasing that the video has been continued. The scene on the screen is the same.
Nedzu takes a deep breath before speaking with his usual cheery tone, while also speaking with a calculated tone once again like usual. "So, Midoriya-kun. May I know why you wanted to speak with me?" Nedzu's tone is filled with warmth and has an inviting aspect to it, that is used to make someone feel comfortable.
Izuku is silent for a few seconds, it is unclear what he is thinking about as his facial expression is unreadable other than the cheery and happy look that is playing on his face. After those few seconds of silence that filled the room, Izuku takes a deep breath before stuttering out nervously. "U-Um... I-I was w-wondering if I-I c-could g-get your p-permission o-on something..."
The look on Nedzu's face becomes filled with interest and intrigue. His smile widens slightly but it is unnoticeable unless you know Nedzu quite well. "What was it you wanted my permission on, Midoriya-kun?" Nedzu speaks with the same tone as before, but it is now also filled with interest as it is clear that Izuku has piqued his interest. Izuku is once again silent for a moment, but it doesn't take long before Izuku speaks up with the same nervous tone from before.
"I-I was w-wondering if I-I could p-pull a p-prank on t-the UA s-staff..." As Izuku speaks he looks down at his lap, nervousness taking over. As he hears this, the look on Nedzu's face changes to one of wicked intent. The malicious smirk on his face makes it clear that his interest has been piqued and that he is very interested in this idea of Izuku's.
"Before I make my decision, may I know what type of prank?" Nedzu speaks with a calculated but cheery tone that has an underlining tone that is one that is not to be messed with. Izuku nods but doesn't look up from his lap. As he speaks, he continues to stare at his lap, his fidgeting increasing rapidly.
"Ok, s-so my p-prank i-is a l-lyric prank. I-I want to lyric prank the UA staff with the songs Big Fun from the Musical Heather, Last Friday Night by Katy Perry and I kissed a boy by Jupither... Is that, ok? Also, these lyric pranks will be done over several weeks as I don't want to make it obvious that I am lyric pranking them... But I'll only do them if you are ok with it..." Izuku tone is still filled with nervousness, but the further he through his speech he gets the mores confident he becomes.
Nedzu's facial expression becomes more manic after hearing this, and it is clear he is fully invested. "Well, Midoriya-kun. I am absolutely ok with this. But instead of just pranking the UA staff how about pranking Class 1A and the Pro Heroes as well?" Nedzu asks his tone filled with a tone you don't want to mess with. Izuku looks up at Nedzu from his lap with wide eyes. He looks shocked at hearing Nedzu's response.
Izuku's smile brightens, and he becomes happier. "I would love that." Izuku speaks with a cheery tone that has an underlining tone that is one that should not be messed with. Nedzu's wicked smile widens once more out of pure glee at the situation.
The audience immediately become shocked at hearing this. They are silent for a few moments before Aizawa speaks up. "No, No, No." He speaks with a stern tone, but his plea goes on deaf ears. "I understand that you may not like this Shouta, but I am quite interested in this." Nedzu speaks with a menacing tone, which sends chills down the UA staff's spines.
Shadow smirks maniacally behind her mask as she internally laughs hysterically. She stays silent as she listens to the argument between the UA staff and Nedzu. But after letting the argument go on for 30 minutes, she shuts it down and tells them to look at the screen to continue watching the video. Once the audience members are looking at the screen she turns to her computer and presses the play button on her computer.
The pause button on the screen once again disappears, telling everyone that the video has been continued. The scene is still the same as before but both Izuku and Nedzu have maniac looks on their faces.
"Well, Midoriya-kun, I shall add you and Class 1A to the Pro Heroes groupchat, but I would like to ask. Will you be needing anyone to help out with any of the lyric pranks?" Nedzu asks cheerily. Izuku nods. "I was wondering if I could get the big three and Hitoshi Shinso involved?" Izuku asks politely. "Of course." Nedzu says smiling innocently while speaking in a happy tone.
"Ok thank you, principal Nedzu." Izuku says cheerily. "No problem Midoriya-kun." Nedzu says with the same tone as before. They speak more about the matter, before Nedzu let's Izuku leave. They say their goodbye's before Izuku leaves.
Some of the audience, are intrigued by this video and can't wait to see how it goes, but others are feeling completely different. Shadow decides to give them a half hour break to rest, before getting them to look back at the screen to continue the video. She once again presses play on her keyboard and watches as the pause button on the screen disappears, showcasing that the video has been continued.
The scene that is being showcased on the screen has changed to a black screen. The black screen has a bit of white text written on it, which reads. 'After Izuku and Nedzu's talk, Izuku informs the people involved in the prank of said prank. And while he is doing that Nedzu adds Class 1A and the Big Three to the Pro Heroes Groupchat.'
After the audience have read that bit of text, the screen shifts to show the layout of a groupchat. The groupchat seems to have a normal groupchat formatting. The name of the groupchat is placed at the top centre of the groupchat.
"The Groupchat of Pro Heroes."
Nedzu has added 23 people to the groupchat.
Eraserhead: Nedzu, why have you added new people?
Nedzu: 😉
Eraserhead: ...I don't like that emoji.
Present Mic: Who exactly did you add?
Izuku Midoriya: ...
Katsuki Bakugo: ...
Yuga Aoyama: *Sparkle* ... *Sparkle*
Mina Ashido: ...
Tsuyu Asui: ... *Kero*
Tenya Iida: ...
Ochako Uraraka: ...
Mashirao Ojiro: ...
Denki Kaminari: ...
Ejiro Kirishima: ...
Koji Koda: ...
Rikido Sato: ...
Mezo Shoji: ...
Kyoka Jiro: ...
Hanta Sero: ...
Fumikage Tokoyami: ...
Shoto Todoroki: ...
Toru Hagakure: ...
Minoru Mineta: ...
Momo Yaoyorozu: ...
Mirio Togata: ...
Nejire Hado: ...
Tamaki Amajiki: ...
Vlad: Nedzu why did you add Class 1A and the Big Three?
Nedzu: Because I wanted to, are you questioning me Vlad?
Vlad: ... No.
Nedzu: Good.
Eraserhead: What are you problem children planning?
Tenya Iida: Nothing sir, I can promise you we have no idea why we are here.
Eraserhead: ... Okay.
The audience are now even more excited in watching this video then they were before, but those who weren't, still aren't. Shadow is still looking forward to the chaos that is about to occur. She gives them a few minutes to talk about whatever with the people around them, before catching their attention and getting them to look at the screen. Once all eyes are on the screen, she plays the video.
The video proceeds to continue playing.
Endeavour: SHOTO!!!!
Shoto Todoroki: ...
Shoto Todoroki: Shut up old man.
Endeavour: SHOTO DON'T SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY!!!!
Shoto Todoroki: Jeez, it's the fact that he thinks I'll listen to him for me.
Kaminari Denki: Hahahaha, thats funny Todoroki.
Kyoka Jiro: that's*
Denki Kaminari: ;( That's mean Jiro.
Kyoka Jiro: Well it's not my fault you're dumb.
Denki Kaminari: Hey! That's mean!
Kyoka Jiro: Suck it up.
Ejiro Kirishima: Hey don't be mean to my bro.
Denki Kaminari: Thanks bro.
Ejiro Kirishima: No problem bro.
Denki Kaminari: Bro.
Ejiro Kirishima: Bro.
Denki Kaminari: Bro.
Katsuki Bakugo: SHUT UP EXTRAS!!!!
Shoto Todoroki: You know you can just mute the chat, right?
Katsuki Bakugo: ARE YOU TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!!!
Shoto Todoroki: No, I'm offering you advice, idiot.
Mirko: Woah, you guys seem like a lively bunch.
Eraserhead: They are problematic.
Present Mic: Oh, Sho you know you love them.
Eraserhead: No, No I do not.
Nedzu: Anyway, you may begin.
Everyone: Huh?
Eraserhead: I'm not going to question why you have said that, but Problem Children, you need to start acting your age.
Izuku Midoriya: Dad says act our age.
Eraserhead: Dad?! What?!
Mirio Togata: You heard the man, it's time to rage.
Vlad: No don't do that! You're a part of the big three, you need to show responsibility.
Nejire Hado: Blast the bass, turn out the light.
Midnight: This seems fun.
Eraserhead: No, Nem, No!
Tamaki Amajiki: Ain't nobody home tonight!
Hawks: Huh? But the staff are at UA.
Mirio Togata: Drink, Smoke It's All Cool!
Hound Dog: No, no, it is not good!
Nejire Hado: get naked in my pool!
Izuku Midoriya: Punch a wall and start a fight!
Eraserhead: Don't you dare get into another fight, or I swear to god, Problem child.
Tamaki Amajiki: Ain't nobody home tonight!
Fat Gum: Why did you repeat yourself?
Nejire Hado: Let's rub each others backs. While watching porn on Cinemamax!
(Yes I know I'm forgetting lines, I'm not doing the entire song. Sorry.)
Mina Ashido: Wait isn't this Big Fun? From the musical Heather's?
Izuku Midoriya: ... Really Mina.
Mina Ashido: Oops. Was this meant to be a lyric prank?
Izuku Midoriya: Yes.
Mina Ashido: Sorry Midobabe.
Izuku Midoriya: It's fine Mina.
Eraserhead: Who's idea was this?
Izuku Midoriya: Mine.
Eraserhead: Detention.
Nedzu: I will not allow that, Midoriya-kun had asked me to do this and I allowed it.
Eraserhead: ... Fine.
The audience feel bad that the prank failed. But Class 1a, glared at Mina at having been the one to ruin the prank. Shadow decides that she will continue this video later and will give them a break.
She catches the audience's attention and once she has it, she speaks with a soft and caring tone. "Ok, so that is all for now, I will show you the rest later, but for now you all may rest and have a break." After hearing that they all nod and turn to each other and start to chat.
Notes:
I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. I have decided to split this into multiple chapters. So yeah. Anyway, I hope you all have a wonderful day. Please remember to stay hydrated. Please remember that you are loved and cared for. I love you all and goodbye for now my wonderful children. Dadzawacares out. 😊
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