The chatfic with Midoriya was really fun to write so I made another one with Denki (and we all know that Denki is a Memelord so prepare yourselves)

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Unknown number
7:12pm

you
Hi! This is the girl
from class 1-b that you gave
your number to during lunch

unknown number
Oh yeah
You're that cute one with
the h/c hair right?

you
Um yeah that's me
What was your name again?

unknown number
Denki Kaminari
But you can call me baby😉

Unknown number has been
renamed to Danki

Danki
It's DEnki

you
I know lol

Danki
What's your name?

you
Y/N L/N

You have been renamed
to Future Bae

you
No

You have been renamed
to Shawtee

you
Much better

Wait how tall are you?

Danki
5'6
Why?

you
😬

Danki
Why are you making
that face??

you
Sorry I don't talk
to guys under 6 feet ✋😞

Danki

you
Unless they send memes...

Danki

you
Lol
Whoops I gotta go
Cya l8r shorty

Shawtee is offline

Danki
I'm not THAT short 😒☹️

Danki is offline

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2:09am

you
Pssst
You awake?

Danki
No

you
Ok cool
Watcha doin?

Danki
Texting you duh

you
Why are you texting at 2am??
Go to bed!

Danki
Bruh
No
Anyway, what are u doin?

you
Watching the Bee Movie

Danki
That one where the bee falls
in love with the human?

you
Yeah
And I was just thinking...

If the queen bee is the mother
of all the worker bees then
how does Berry B. Benson still
live with his 'parents'?

Danki
Adoptive parents ig?

you
Maybe...
It's a weird movie

Danki
Yeah
But fr you should
go to bed or you'll be late
for school.

you
Yeah cuz ur definitely
sound asleep right now

Danki
I'll be fine
I'll just eat batteries for breakfast
or sumthin

you
Right...

Well I would, but I can't sleep.

Danki
Why?

you

Danki
Wait...

But

How...?

you
Ikr

Danki
What did you do,
google 'memes that hurt
my brain' or something??

you
Yes

Danki
Ok well I'm going
to go to bed.

Gn

Danki is offline

you
Nooooo

Don't leave me

Danki!?

Denki!?

DENKI KAMINARI!!??

sigh he really did leave me

Gn i guess

Shawtee is offline

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4:37pm

Danki
Were you late to school?

you
Yeah lol

Danki
I warned you

you
How were your
bAttERieS??

Danki
Not bad actually
So, did Vlad King give
you detention for being late?

you
Yes :(
Until five oclock

Danki
But it's four thirty??

you
Your point??

Danki
Are you texting me during detention???

you
Maybe
But that is unimportant

Danki
Can't the teacher see you??

you
I have detention with Aizawa 😁

Danki
He's asleep isn't he

you
yep

Danki
Of course he is😒

you
Send me a meme I'm bored

Danki

you
Lol that made me snort

Hold up Aizawa just moved

oh crap I think I woke him up

HELP

HE'S COMI

Danki
Y/N!??
Did he take ur phone??

Y/N are you ok!!??

you

Danki
AAAAA

Aizawa sensei did you
just take a selfie with y/n's phone
and send it to me???

you
Yes

L/N should not be texting
during detention

Stop texting her

And for goodness sake, L/N, clean
your front camera
I look awful

Shawtee is offline

Danki
I don't think that's because
of the camera sir...

Shawtee is online

you
What kind of a username is that?!
Problem children these days...

Danki
Um sir...
Maybe you should stop
texting me and do your job...?

you
And maybe you should get
off your lazy *** and do your god dang
homework for once in your
miserable life so you don't fail a test
for the seventeenth time in a row

That's why your grades are lower
than my will to live

Which is very low

Danki
Dang Mr Aizawa

Fine I'll do my homework

Sheesh you didn't
need to roast me like that😞

you
Good

Now if you'll excuse me, I need
to beat L/N's Flappy bird record

Shawtee is offline

Danki
Bro what just happened 😭

Danki is offline

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8:49pm

you
Let's just forget about
what happened earlier

Please

Danki
Sure
But... please tell me
if Aizawa beat your Flappy
Bird record 🥺

you
No I'm unbeatable 💪

Danki
Aight cool

So

What's up?

you
Absolutely nothing.
I'm so freaking bored.

💡

Danki
Why the light bulb emoji??

you
I just had an idea

Do you want to meet up irl
Tomorrow

We could go somewhere after school
together?

If you want

Danki
WAIT IS THIS A DATE!!??

YES I WOULD LOVE TO

you
Um sure I guess it sort of is

We can go to that one ramen place
by the park

Danki
Sure sounds great!!!

you
You've never been asked
out before have you

Danki
What no of course
I have!!...

Have you seen me before,
I'm like super hot

you
Right...

Well It's decided!
I'll see you there!

I should probably do
my homework now.

Wouldn't want Aizawa to pollute my
phone with more selfies

Danki
Lol still can't believe
he did that.

Well good luck on ur
homework.

💡

you
What?

Danki
Can you send me the
answers when ur done?

you
No

Do it yourself, lazy ***

Danki
First Aizawa and
now you 😓

you
You're just very roastable🤷

K bye

Danki

Shawtee is offline

Danki is offline

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3:05pm

you
Where r u?

Danki
I'm almost there hold on
Aizawa wanted to talk to me
about my recent test score...

you
Ohhh🤭

Danki
Shut up

you
I can still cancel
this date you know

Danki
I'm sorry
You're right

you
Of course I am
now hurry up I'm hungry

Oh, and also you're paying
for the ramen

Danki
Fine🙄

you
K cya in a min

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7:69pm

you
Ngl that was pretty fun

Danki
Yeah we should do it
again.

💡

You could come over
to my dorm and play
Super Smash Bros with me
and the bros!!

you
Sure I'd love to

I'll beat you all

Danki
Doubt it
But I guess we'll just have
to wait and see

you
Oh, you'll see alright

I need to go

(I still haven't done
my homework)

Danki
Ok bye
(I haven't done mine
either)

you
Bye <3

Shawtee is offline

Danki
OMG OMG OMG OMG
She sent a heart emoticon!!!!
What does that mean!!??
Are we official????!!
Hjkhfaoahxhlcfystodyldyl

Danki is offline

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BONUS!

1:56am

you
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN

Danki
THEY HATIN

you
PATROLLIN

Danki
AND TRYNA CATCH ME
RIDIN DIRTY

you
TRYNA CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY

Danki
TRYNA CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY

you

TRYNA CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY

Danki

TRYNA CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY

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A/n

Am I the only person you JUST found out that Hawks wears earrings??? Slay amiright
Thanks for reading 🐸🐸🐸

~Nomi