For all my fellow lonely peoples/third wheels😔  Here, have a croissánt 🥐👌👌👌✨✨

Also, there's some Tsuyu 🐸x Tokoyami🐔 in here, so if you don't ship it, please keep scrolling<3 or keep reading. Whatever u want 😎

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No one's POV:

"Y/N-chan, can I talk to you for a second, kero (🇯🇵 ribbit)?" Tsu asked you after school one day.

She was one of your best friends, so of course you agreed. Wondering what was wrong, you followed her out of the school and to a bench in the yard.

The two of you sat town and Tsu started to fidget nervously with the hem of her shirt.

"Is something wrong?" you asked, concern evident in your voice.

"No." assured Tsu.

Her cheeks turned pink as she said:

"Quite the opposite actually."

"Well, are you gonna tell me or do I have to guess?" you asked impatiently as she looked around to make sure noone was listening in.

"Tokoyami-kun asked me out, kero!" she said quietly but excitedly.

"Tokoyami, as in your crush Tokoyami!?" you exclaimed loudly, causing a few passing second years to glance at you.

"Please be quiet, Y/N-chan!" said Tsu "But yes. I'm so happy, but..."

"But what?" you asked.

"I... don't know what I should wear for the date..." she admitted.

"Well, you've come to the right person." you said, patting her shoulder.

Truth be told, it probably would have been better if Tsu had gone to someone like Mina for advice and not someone with no love experience whatsoever, but you were her best friend and you were going to try your best to help Tsu look absolutely stunning for her date.

"When exactly is this date?" you asked her.

"Tonight." she croaked.

"Tonight!? Come on then, there's no time to waste!"

You grabbed Tsu by the hand and the two of you walked to the nearest shopping mall to pick out a cute outfit.

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Denki's POV:

"Wait, so let me get this straight." I said as Tokoyami rolled his eyes "You asked out Tsu and now you're coming to me because you don't know what you should wear or do?"

"I'm starting to think I shouldn't have." sighed Tokoyami.

"No, no, no, no, no, you made the right choice, my friend!" I assured him, putting my arm over his shoulder "If it wasn't obvious, I am, what they call, a 'ladies' man'. I am an expert on these kinds of things, trust me!"

"But you're sing-"

"Hush, dear Tokoyami." I interrupted "Do you want me to help you or not?"

"This is not a mad banquet of darkness." grumbled the bird-headed boy.

"I'll take that as a yes!" I smiled "Now let's go to my house so I can help you get ready and educate you on the delicate art of dating."

"Something you have no experience in." muttered Tokoyami under his breath, but I ignored him and started dragging him in the direction of my house.

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No one's POV:

"I think we should stick to green and yellow because they match your vibe." you said thoughtfully.

You were at your house with Tsu. Three shopping bags full of dresses were strewn across your bed.

You sorted the outfits by color and pointed to a green one.

"Try this on!"

She obeyed and slipped on the light green dress.

"Twirl for me." you instructed, watching her carefully.

She twirled, making the skirt of the dress flow and swish around her legs.

"I think this is the one!" you cheered.

"Shouldn't I at least try the others ones on?" wondered Tsu, putting a finger to her chin. "I mean, since we just already bought them, kero, we wouldn't want them to go to waste..."

"Excellent idea!" you agreed. "Let's have a fashion show!"

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You clapped as Tsu walked down the hall, wearing a cute baby blue dress and hat.

Your fashion show was interrupted by a sudden knock at the door.

"Who could that be?" you wondered.

You got up and instructed Tsu to wait there while you went to answer the door.

"Can I help you?" you asked, opening the door to see a stranger.

"I am here to talk to you about our lord and saviour Kohei Horikoshi." he said.

You politely told him you were busy and shut the door.

You went back up stairs where Tsu was waiting for you, now wearing a bright pink dress.

"Who was it, kero?" she asked.

"No one." you replied "Let's finish this fashion show!"

After she tried on a few more outfits, she got back into the original green dress. You braided her long green hair into a pair of loose braids and let her borrow a pair of green converse you found in the darkest depths of your closet.

"What about makeup, kero?" she wondered, examining her reflection.

"You're so cute, you don't need makeup!" you grinned at her, patting her head affectionately.

"Thank you, Y/N-chan!" she smiled, cheeks flushing light pink "I really appreciate all of your help!"

"No prob, sis! If I can't get a boyfriend, then I can at least help you look good for yours! Now then, I think you're all ready!" you told her.

The two of you hung out for a while, planning out every possible scenario and chatting before it was time to leave.

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Denki's POV:

Tokoyami stood before me, clad in a red t-shirt and black jeans and holding a bouquet of white lilies.

"I have truly outdone myself." I said, nodding approvingly at my work.

After picking out an outfit that fit Tokoyami's style, he picked out a bouquet of flowers he thought Tsu would like and I instructed him on what he should do throughout the date- say she looks cute, give her flowers, pay for her food and hold her hand while walking her home.

Tokoyami was definitely prepared for this date. If no one would go out with me, the least I could do was make sure my friend's date was perfect.

"My baby's all grown up." I said, wiping an imaginary tear from my eye.

Tokoyami rolled him eyes and said:

"I appreciate your help, Kaminari. I should probably get going now."

"Agreed. C'mon, I'll walk you there, my dude!" I smiled.

"There is no need-"

I completely ignored him and pulled him by the arm through my front door and towards the café he was meeting Tsu at.

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Your POV:

I walked Tsu to the café she was meeting Tokoyami at, because I was curious what Tokoyami would be wearing.

When we arrived, I was surprised to see that he actually looked pretty good. He was dressed nice, but casual and holding a bouquet of Tsu's favorite flowers.

Not only that, but he wasn't alone- Denki was standing beside him, looking surprised to see me.

I should have known- Tokoyami must have gone to Denki for advice on how to dress just as Tsu had come to me.

I felt a little jealous as Tsu and Tokoyami greeted and complemented each other with flushed faces before before entering the café together.

"I'm so lonely..." I heard Denki sigh as we watched the new couple from afar.

"Same, bro." I agreed in a sad tone.

Denki perked up.

"Would you want to go out with me some time, Y/N?" he asked hopefully.

"Eh, sure, why not?" I shrugged "I suppose I am pretty desperately."

"Hey!"

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A/n

Sorry if you were expecting more romance lol.

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Our lord and savior Horikoshi really is a genius.🗿 💞✨🐸🐧⚡

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~Nomi