-Goes on very passionate rant at exactly 1:25am on why Daffy Duck caused 9-11 and how Kermit the frog is Big Bird's baby daddy

-goes into the school bathroom and takes the most massive god sized shit while there's a person in the stall next to him crying or having a mental breakdown

-gives said person the most backhanded apology and tell them they should've cried elsewhere if it was such a problem and that if anything they were being rude for crying when he had to shit

-apologizes to literally every single object he bumps into

-goes into a room full of empty chairs and sit on the the motherfucking floor

- claims he isn't homosexual because "everyone goes through that phase where they walk past a men's underwear store in the mall and feels the urge to feel up the half naked mannequins"

-trauma dumps onto random ass people and calls it comedy

-info dumps onto random ass people and calls it comedy

-claims he has an inner demon but is too terrified to tell a McDonald's waiter they got his order wrong

-cosplays Mr. Ratburn every pride month and goes to pride parades and protests with Yaomomo who cosplays as Miss Frizzle and Denki who goes as Freddy Mercury in a anime school girl outfit and cat ears and thigh highs and glittery pink swing 230 demonias

-lies to his therapist for no apparent reason

-has a crippling addiction to kids cartoons and will personally show up to your house, wreck all your shit, jump your grandma, drink her blood, howl at the moon and commit several war crimes if you tell him he's too old for them