Both, Bably and I, wonder how he ended up in this scroll.

He finds himself sitting on his couch in the living room, accompanied by the nameless cupid and two other dragons he knows very well.

"Is this the home of a Fari X'a dragon? What a bad joke" Alagadriel comments offended.

" Then retire to the chambers of your castle, your majesty" Bably replies annoyed.

" HA, Of course I will, but you will come with me and leave this outrageous house!" Alagadriel replies.

"The only outrageous thing is you, alien!" Says Bably as he gets up from his seat and shows his teeth. "And force me, if you dare!

She responds in kind, starting to growl.

" I'll do it with pleasure, little boy, let's see if I can fix that little mouth in bed!" Alagadriel mentions with a defiant smile.

Both dragons look at each other defiantly as they growl at each other.

Uhuhuhuh, I already want to see the exchange.

"Enough of the two" Orders the nameless cupid, making both dragons turn to look at her "Queen Alagadriel, you promised not to make a fuss in Mr. Bably's house, I strongly ask you to keep your word"

Alagadriel purses her lip in disgust, but obeys and sits in her place.

"Mr. Bably, calm down and sit down again, please" Says the cupid while looking seriously at the braxis.

Bably snorts annoyed, but listens and takes his seat again.

Aww... I wanted to see that.

"Well? Why are you bringing an idiot and an abomination into my house?" Bably asks annoyed as he crosses his arms.

"Kid..."

"Mr. Bably, please be more polite" She asks for the unmentionable while frowning.

"... Excuse me... Be more polite...?" Bably interrogates offended "Should I remind you who it was that came to my house with two homeless people without MY permission?"

"You let us in" Cupid defends herself.

"They are two different things, cupid, don't give me reasons to throw all of you out of here at this very moment"

She sighs.

"This is important, Mr. Bably, it's for your sake" Says the cupid with some weariness.

Bably stares at her for a long time in silence.

"I don't like where this is going" Bably mentions, disgusted.

"You never do, Mr. Bably" She comments, with a bored look.

... Mmhh... I am forced to agree with her.

"... Tch"

Oe... Bably... Don't be a bitch, you and I know that she's right.

"Well, before we begin, we..." Before the unmentionable continues, someone knocks on the door.

Everyone turns to look at the door in silence for a few seconds. Bably looks at the cupid with some anger.

"Are you serious?" Asks Bably.

"... Yes" Cupid affirms calmly.

Bably snorts as he gets up and heads towards the entrance. When he opens the door, he sees that Megumi, the Ryu, is waiting for him with a smile, seeing him, she bows slightly and briefly to greet him.

"Greetings Bably, it's good to come back her," Megumi greets with an encouraging air.

...

Bably turns and looks at cupid.

"Are you serious? Is this a damn tea party that everyone comes to my house?" Bably asks raising his voice, scaring and making Megumi a little uncomfortable, who was out of context.

The atmosphere turns into an uncomfortable silence for a minute, no one says anything, but everyone stares at Bably. He sighs in disgust and turns to look at Megumi.

"Come in" Bably commands, Megumi obeys and enters.

Bably slams the door shut as he takes his seat again. Megumi, who was next to him, gets a little closer to the dragon, but noticing his stern gaze, he returns to his position.

"So, will you tell me the meaning of all this drama?" Asks Bably while arching an eyebrow.

"Yes, we're all here" Cupid answers while nodding her head.

Everyone looks at the young cupid... Whose name I don't know, because her damn ovaries don't want to say it, you lil sh...

"Mr. Bably, can you confirm how old you are now?" Check the cupid while watching Bably.

"... 68" Bably replies without further ado.

Alagadriel laughs at Bably's age, he looks at her with a frown.

"Pff 68? He is YEARS away from starting to be an adult" Alagadriel mocks with a mischievous smile "Although he is already mature enough to give love"

"... Miss Alagadriel... What do you know about braxis?" Asks the cupid while looking at the dragon malef.

Alagadriel looks at the cupid with a frown, confused by her question, however, this alerted Bably, at what point did she find out the name of her species?

"I've never heard of them" Alagadriel replies.

Cupid looks at Daris and Megumi. And waiting to be asked the same question, both dragons shake their heads as well.

"Well, he" The cupid begins to explain, while pointing to Bably. "Is a braxis, a dragon of life.

The trio of dragons are surprised and look at Bably.

" Life Dragon...? I never imagined that something like this would exist" Megumi comments while lightly covering her mouth with her claw, intrigued.

"Oh... Now I understand why your essence is so... attractive in the eyes of a mamono" Daris says, with a smile as she nods her head several times, just like her others... Mouths.

Yes, Bably was no stranger to stares, he saw that even aliens with mates stared at him, amazed by something, and that wasn't exactly what he looked like... Disgusting creatures.

"Pfff, and what does a life dragon do to give more life?" Alagadriel asks with a smug smile.

The cupid looks at Alagadriel in silence, noticing that the cupid has not spoken for a long time, the dragons look curiously at the unmentionable.

"They have several ways of giving life... But the most effective of them all is... Die" Cupid replies with regret.

The dragons, incredulous, turn to look at Bably, who responds by rolling his eyes and looking away from the corner of his eye.

"Does that mean that he tends to desire death more?" Daris asks intrigued.

Cupid nods her head in response.

"Bah, if he still has years before he grows old" Alagadriel mocks.

"... Who here knows that in Fari X'a life expectancy almost doesn't exceed 40 years?" Asks the cupid, earning a surprised look from Alagadriel.

However, both the Ryu and the Jabberwock raise their claws. Cupid turns to look at Alagadriel.

" Were you so desperate that you don't even take the time to find out the basics of this world?" Asks the cupid, arching an eyebrow.

Alagadriel stutters a little, not knowing what exactly to answer.

"I-i didn't see it necessary" Alagadriel tries to defend herself.

"Remember that this is another world, many of the laws and cultures of ours or that of the Earth do not apply here" Says the cupid.

"... Hey, Bably" Daris mentions suddenly, grabbing everyone's attention.

"What?" Bably asks reluctantly.

"Is it true that dragons in this world can only live to be 70 years old?" Daris asks, her zeal frowning with concern.

As she says that, everyone turns to Bably, incredulous.

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...

...

Ok, wait, how does this bitch know that? Where did you get that information?

Bably wondered the same thing, too, and he didn't like those looks from Megumi and Alagadriel at all.

"So you're about to die, Huh?" Alagadriel comments coldly.

"That... I can't allow it" Megumi says firmly.

Bably arches an eyebrow.

"So what if I'm an old man? I'll do my stage and it's over" Bably replies firmly.

"HA, Old man? Your age and smell of 'grandfather' are really pathetic" Alagadriel comments as he gets up from the seat abruptly "Stop resisting and be my husband! And you'll know what it's like to have a real life!"

"I refuse!" Says Bably, standing up in the same way and looking defiantly at Alagadriel.

"Bably, I should accept her offer, after all, you are the only braxis left in this world" Says cupid, causing the trio of dragons to look at Bably in surprise.

... STUPID CUPID, SILENCE.

Bably thought the same way I did, that foul-mouthed bitch didn't have to say that, now he has nothing to verbally defend himself with to be left alone.

The other dragons also get up from their seats.... Megumi floats by the way, she doesn't have legs... Hehehehe.

"And you still refuse, little boy?" Alagadriel asks annoyed.

"So what if I do, unworthy?" Asks Bably.

"... I don't think any of the 3 want to share him" Daris says, being looked at sideways by the dragons present "But I think we should make a harem to keep him species alive"

... Uhh...

...

Reader... What the fuck is a harem?

"I agree, this does not depend only on our desires, but also on him species" Megumi agrees, turning to look at Bably.

"... Well, but I'll be the first to desecrate him!" Says Alagadriel raising her tone.

The others just nod their heads, while looking at Bably.

He, in response, begins to growl, the cupid only stands by and watches the beautiful mess that she herself was making... She looks pleased.

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Stupid author, do you not know how to develop a story in a decent way?

How does it occur to you that the story ends like this, with a few more details to tell?

And I know this story is short but Damn!

Fuck, you fucking author all asshole and imbecile. Ughh, it can't be.

Okay, let's calm down.

First, let's look at the situation. Bably is supremely screwed, he doesn't have one or two, but 3 dragons that are more than willing to... Who knows what!

Bably may know how to fight and defend himself, that has been demonstrated in the previous chapter, but, we are talking about heavyweights, and in numbers, even more so with years of wisdom on him.

Yes, in case I didn't tell you, the 3 are MUCH older than Bably.

Ok, ok, calm, calm. I have a solution to this little problem.

But first, wait until I notice something.

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Is it serious?

Didn't we manage to reach 2000 words and this chapter will end soon?

Ughhh... That's great.

Well reader, this will be extremely short, but don't worry, it won't be the end!

Ohohohoho, no sir, because someone will save the day... And the arguably unnecessary length of this story.

Suddenly, someone knocks on the door, everyone turns to look at the door. Bably exchanges wary glances with the other dragons, before approaching the door.

And that someone is...

Bably opens the door... And blink a couple of times.

Is... Fucking motherfucker, what an unnecessary drama.

iT's mE.

Exactly, my dear reader, the narrator of this... Questionable fanfiction, is here!

"Hello, my dear Bably" I say while smiling widely.

Did you miss me, bitch?

When Bably looks at me for a while longer, he slams the door shut.

...

"Who is?"

"No one important"

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SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIICH.