So... I am stuck in the middle of a training ground with teenagers, a screaming man that looks like Ibiki on a certain leval, a sleeping Shuto, a panting Mashira and a weird angry german kid. I still have no idea how I got here.

Flashback

"KYAAAAA GET IT OFF ME! PLEASE! CAPTAIN HELP ME!" A scream tackled me out of my training.

I groaned loudly as Shuto cried into the air. Mashira seemed to snarl in anger as they had just put Shuto to sleep, their now human sized body tensed up.

"Lets go see what they want.." I muttered and picked Shuto up, allowing Mashira to grow to his creature form which I called Kami Form due to his largeness.

I jumped onto his shoulder and scanned for the scream, pointing south east for Mashira and held onto their hair so I did not fall off. Mashira ran for the scream, trees getting snapped every few miles.

We finally stopped at a clearing with three people in trees and a female having her body torn in half.

'Oh my Jashin..' I mentally groaned as the girls screams kept causing Shuto to cry even louder.

"TORA!" I barked as the creature holding the girl paused. "DROP OR I SWEAR TO JASHIN I WILL FUCKING RIP OUT YOUR STOMACH AND FEED IT TO YOUR GRAND CHILDREN!"

Tora dropped the girl quickly and stomped over to a tree, sliding down and groaning in sorror.

"Oh for Jashin's sake man. MAN UP!" I barked to the creature as it groaned louder.

"Oh Kami." The girl that Tora dropped cried as she lost blood quickly, her tears became an annoying quickly.

"Mashira. Do what you two do best." I hissed to them as I jumped down from their shoulder and calmed Shuto down. Mashira crawled over to the girl and snarled, saliva dripping from their fangs as they hissed at her.

"Oh Kami..." She whimpered as Mashira swallowed her whole, her screams echoing through their mouth as his stomach acids seemed to burn her.

"She could... control the Titans..." A shocked voice snapped me out of my trance as I looked up at the three tree monkeys- I mean humans.

"Shut up before I get all my pets to eat you." I snarled up to them as one of them glared at me, getting a glare right back.

"Mashira. Gather all the ANBU and get them to track down all the humans they can find and bring them to me." I told them as they nodded and lauched out of the clearing.

I had recruted some creatures as a new ANBU. I did not call myself Hokage but I did set up this forest to be similar to Konohagakure. All of my new ANBU had animal names just like Tora over in the corner.

"So now what?" I asked the tree monkeys- I MEAN... humans in the trees.

Flashback end

Oh yeah...

"AND WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE A LITTLE GIRL HERE WITH A BABY HUH?" Ibiki clone barked in my face as I blinked.

'Eh?'

"Did the bitch just talk to me?" I blurted out confused as Mashira cackled loudly.

"Excuse me? I-" Ibiki clone was cut off by my sassy remark.

"You are excused you torture rip off mixed with a monkey." I sassed as Shuto shifted, his bright greens eyes blinking at me quietly. I blinked as I slowly rocked him back to sleep, his green eyes slowly closing as he drifted back to sleep.

"And why do you have a fucking baby here?" Ibiki clone asked as his softened at Shuto.

"Because he is an orphan and I do not trust anyone other than me and Mashira to look after him." I replied as Shuto lifted his fat baby fist and held onto my hair, getting a lot of cooing and a few 'Kawaii'.

"... What is your name? And the brat's name?" Ibiki clone asked as I looked back up at him and blinked.

"Orose Yūsha is my name. Shuto Yūsha is the baby's name. Mashira..... Uchiha Senju Yūsha is the people's name next to me." I told him. He blinked confused.

"But there is only one person...." He trailed off confused.

"Mashira has two minds. Two souls. Two bodies." I told him as Mashira lifted up a hand in a wave.

"Ahh... multiple personalities disorder." Ibiki clone muttered.

'Eh?'

"Alright..." I trailed off as Ibiki clone walked off shouting at other people.

(Time skip. Scene: Food court area. Place. Thing.... lets just call it cabin. Yeah.)

"How did yu survive Shadis!?" A voice yelled in my face as I was feeding Shuto.

"BITCH I WILL FUCK YOU UP MOTH-!" I was cut off as Mashira covered my mouth with their hand. Everyone took a step back as I snarled quietly and kept feeding the giggling Shuto.

"Shuto-Otouto you are a sadistic little shi- I mean muffin aren't cha?" I told the baby as Mashira glared at me, their Sharingan begining to appear.

Mashira has taking a great liking to Shuto, they care for the baby even more than me. I call it mama mode.

Two boys began to argue as a black haired girl broke them apart, somehow getting them to slightly get along.

"Hm." I hummed as a blonde boy sat in front of me with a book about the world.

"Never seen the world huh?" I asked him as he jumped at my voice with his eyes wide.

"S-Sorry! I thought you were my friends a-and- wait... you've seen the outside world!?" He yelled in shock as everyone turned towards us, blonde boy getting a blush at the attention.

"Every single part of it." I told him, letting Shuto play with my pointer finger.

"Please tell me about it! About the rivers of fire and the giant waves of soap a-and the plains of sand!" He shouted at me with sparkling eyes.

"Sure. The rivers of fire are called Lava. The waves of soap are called the Ocean and the plains of sand are called Deserts. Lets start with Lava." I began as people began to crowd around like children, two people sitting by blonde boy. One of them had shaggy brown hair and bright green eyes and was a boy, the girl had long black hair and silver eyes with a red scarf around her neck.

"Lava is really hot. It is at the center of the earth and can escape volcanos. Volcanos realese carbon dioxide into the air which allows trees to make oxygen, which allows us to breath. Lava is basically melted rock that could burn off an arm, it also turns into steam when allowed contact with water." I informed them as Shadis and a few people walked in, also taking a seat.

"The Ocean is a beautiful place, full of water and salt. Many creatures live in it such as sharks and whales and sea horses and-" I was cut off by the brown haired boy by blondie.

"HA JEAN! Your family lives in the Ocean!" He barked to a two toned haired boy with a long face, who glared right back at him.

"Shut up suicide idiot!" He barked right back.

"You wanna go?!" Suicide idiot yelled at horse.

"Am I aloud to continue?" I hissed to the two as they slammed right back into their seats.

"Good. Many creatures live in the Ocean, even living plants like coral. Coral is a living creature even though it allows other fish to live in it and around it, like the clown fish. I could show you in fact." I informed them again like it was a story, all of them nodded as I activated my eyes and showed them a picture of the ocean.

"I will even tell you a story. It is about a lost child that could not find her mother." I told them as they all nodded entranced by the picture.

"There she stood. All she could do was look at the tree in front of her. Her mother was gone, which left her alone in this world. She could not believe it. She wandered. Alone throughout this dark world, wars surronded her. Peace followed. Death infront of her. There she stood. All she could do was look at the tree in front of her. Her mother was gone, which left her alone in this world. But she thrived. She had a family. She lived. Two girls. One sad. The other happy. Both the same yet different in every way. One mother. Two paths. Which did she want? The right where nothing was left or the left where nothing is right?" I recited the old story that Baa-Chan told me.

They all sat there confused as I stood up and listened to my creaking metal bones, holding the sleeping Shuto and pulling Mashira with me to our cabin.

"Telling teens stories can really take some things out of you." I sighed as I fell onto my bed, staring at the ceiling with Shuto sleeping on my chest.

Shutting down.

23%

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Could I do the same?

67%

Could I sacrifice everything for the world?

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Or sacrifice the world for my everything?

99%

You already have chosen.

100% Good night Orose.