It was another night at the strip club. Meta Knight had his feather hat on, smoking, a animal skin around his neck, and a wooden cane in his hand. On his right side was Kirby and on his left was a girl. Once he went to many of his girls doors collecting the cash they earned, he walked on home. Kirby however stayed with him. Then he headed towards his favorite place to get items to attract girls, "Red Hearts". As he told Kirby to wait outside, he lit another cigarette.
(DONT SMOKE KIDS)
Then he entered the shop. "How's the nightlife?", The shop owner asked. "Got more money on me", Meta Knight said. "So why are you here?", The shop owner asked. "I need something...to make a harem", Meta Knight said. "I think I know what you need...", The shop owner said. He went to the back then came out and handing Meta Knight a pink slip with a pentagram and on the four corners of the slip were hearts. "Use this and get a harem within seconds", The shop owner said. "How do I use it?", Meta Knight said. "Simple. To use the slip, you need to spill blood in the pentagram and then use it on one of your girls and get a harem within seconds!", The shop owner said. "I'll take it. How much is it?", Meta Knight said. "$20", The shop owner said. Meta Knight took out a $20 bill and said, "Pray it works". The shop owner chuckled and said, "It will".
Then Meta Knight left and said, "Cottonball, Get over here", Meta Knight said. Kirby walked towards him and said, "Yeah?". Meta Knight took out a knife, cut his hand as blood spilled on the pentagram. Then he pointed the card at Kirby. Meta Knight then read the back where it said, "Warning! Slave harem card!!". Meta Knight said, "Shit"
Then Kirby glowed bright pink before then, he split in four. Meta Knight rubbed his eyes and blinked twice. "Well what do you know? the guy was right".
"Meta Knight! what happened?", The original Kirby said. (Btw, they are in their puffball forms) "Some guy gave me a charm and yeah", Meta knight replied. "Meta Knight!", another kirby said. "Meta Knight", the other kirby said. Meta Knight slipped his mask on and then one Kirby said, "Poyo!".
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