Jack🍪

Hello new friend :P

Mark🍆

Who says I'm your friend?

Jack🍪

Me.....

Mark🍆

I don't even know you....

Jack🍪

That's the fun part!

Mark🍆

What? calling strangers your friend?

Jack🍪

No you dumb arse. You don't know me and I don't know you which means.......

Mark🍆

I should probably stop talking to you because you could be some deranged killer?

Jack🍪

Ouch...rude

It means we can get to know each other!!!! :)

Mark🍆

...

Jack🍪

Wow. Here I'll start. My name is Jack what's yours?

Mark🍆

You should already know my name by now....

Jack🍪

For fucks sake!!! can't you just cooperate for one damn minute!

Mark🍆

You're a little feisty one aren't ya??

Jack🍪

Damn right I'm feisty! I'll snap your dick off!

Mark🍆

You know the feisty ones are always the smol ones ;)

Jack🍪

I'm not smol.

Mark🍆

That's what a smol person would say

That means you're smol

Jack🍪

Don't call me smol

Mark🍆

Aww is the little smol bean getting angry :'(

Jack🍪

Leave.....

Mark🍆

But you texted me first.....

Jack🍪

Which was obviously a mistake

Mark🍆

I see how it is my little smol bean doesn't love me anymore :(

Jack🍪

1. I never said I loved you

2. Yours?

3. Call me smol agin and see what happens

Mark🍆

You're smol

Jack🍪

Whelp. Looks like I have to come to America and snap your dick off.

Mark🍆

Wot?!? You're not from America?!? Where r u from?!?

Jack🍪

Ireland....

Mark🍆

OML

Jack🍪

...

Mark🍆

My little smol bean is a leprechaun?!?!?! XD

Do you have a cute little accent to?!?!

Jack🍪

Stooooppppp!!!!! I'm not smol!!!!............ And yes I do have an accent

But that's not the point!

Mark🍆

*fangirls to hard and dies*

Jack🍪

Well shit. What did I just get myself into?

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Well this is the first chapter in my new book. It's kinda crappy not gonna lie..... But, hey! If you guys like it please tell me so you can see more in the future.

I think I'm gonna have some fun writing this this book XD. I know it's kinda slow, but that's how this story is gonna be. I'm not going to rush anything.

QOTC:

If you could be an animal what animal would you be?

AOTC:

Tiger. Because they're big and fluffy and cute and I really want to hug one.

Buh-Bye