Comment yer thoughts, chums!

Amanda:
Today was great, Harry. Thank you for coming to see me, you little pop-star x

Harry:
No problem! Love you x
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Guess what airs on the TV tonight? ;)

Amanda:
The X Factor? :D

Harry:
Indeed! 
I'm not sure if my audition will be on tonight though. May be in a couple weeks.
Oh! Good news too! I found out that we DON'T have to leave in a week's time for the live shows - it's like three or four weeks until then :D
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Looks like you've not got rid of me quite yet, babe!

Amanda:
Thank God :D

Harry:
Yes! So we can spend SO much more time together :)

Amanda:
Yay! I look forward to it!

Harry:
I plan to make you feel good ;)

Amanda:
Oh.

Harry:
Uh huh :3

Amanda:
Here I was, thinking you had lessened your 'sexy imagination,' Harry.

Harry:
I was joking! 
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Unless you wanted something too.

Amanda:
You're asking me if I want to do the sex?

Harry:
Not asking, more like saying if you ever wanted to, I'd be up for it because I love you so much and would love to be able to call you mine in every possible way...

Amanda:
Aw, Harry.
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Perhaps, if you're really, REALLY nice to me, I'll have a think about it.

Harry:
Wow.
I WAS joking about having sex cos I know girls are usually quite torn between wanting to lose and keep their virginity. 
What about you? What do you think about the V-card?

Amanda:
I cannot believe you just said V-card.

Harry:
You'd better believe I just used V-card.

Amanda:
I can't believe you used V-card when you could have said virginity.

Harry:
I can't believe you wanted me to say virginity when I can use V-card.

Amanda:
Jesus.

Harry:
Jesus can't save your V-card now, babe.

Amanda:
Alright, we'll see how things go.
I know that you're desperate to insert your junior self into something other than a doughnut.

Harry:
Excuse me?! I do not insert my wee man into nibbles!

Amanda:
How can I be sure?

Harry:
You could take a taste? ;)

Amanda:
The only hard and long thing I'm licking ... is a spoon smeared with Nutella.

Harry:
What if I were to go buy some Nutella?

Amanda:
Still a nope.

Harry:
Aw, OK.
Love you either way x

Amanda:
Good. 
I love you too.
Now make sure you're free next weekend so you can come over to mine! 

Please check out my Harry fanfic called WISH, everyone? It's going to be cute, funny and have some smut in it soon (if you like that kind of shenanigans) so please let me know what you think so far! 
Cazza