Amanda:

Hey, Virgin Mary! :D

Harry:

Heyy, Sister!

...

In case you did't get that, I meant Sister as in a nun.

You know? Sister Mary _____.

In this case, Sister Mary Amanda.

...

Nah, that doesn't sound right.

It doesn't quite have a ring to it.

Amanda:

I doubt nuns worry about whether their names have a certain 'ring', Harry.

And besides, I won't be a virgin for much longer.

...

Neither will you.

Harry:

Is this Hannah again?

Amanda:

No, it's actually Amanda, and I'm one hundred percent serious.

Harry:

I'm pretty sure Hannah would say the same thing to try and make me believe it's you...

Prove it's Amanda.

Tell me something only the two of us know.

Amanda:

Is you being a virgin not something we both know?

Harry:

...

Point taken.

No! Wait!

Hannah could have scrolled back through our messages and seen that.

Amanda:

HARRY.

It's me.

And I'll prove it because I know you had a luxurious bubble bath back when we first started talking!

Harry:

OK, I believe you.

And now I ask...

What?

We won't be virgins for long?

Amanda:

No, we won't.

If you get what I mean.

Harry:

...

I'm not quite sure what to say.

Amanda:

Ha! That was a test, Harry.

Harry:

A test?

Amanda:

Yep! I wanted to see if you'd say something sexual, like you usually do.

Good boy, you passed :P

Harry:

Curse you, woman! :D

Amanda:

Ha-ha, sorry.

I like irritating you.

Harry:

Just as I like to irk you :P