holy crap i can’t believe i’m doing this

i can’t believe WE’RE doing this

how’s the plane?

i just finished security. 

and its five a.m.

so i’m getting starbucks

typical

just like how its typical for you to always be up?

hasn’t your mother taught you better sprayberry?

shut it shortround

while drinking this delicious iced oprah chai, how is that little pug of yours that is sooooo manly

watch your sarcasm malia

nahhh

i’m too cool for that

sure you are

watch your sarcasm dylan ;)

i’m banging my head against the wall over here

that’s how much this conversation is boring me

jerk. 

appreciate me. 

i’m freaking awesome. 

sure sure

totally believe you

i’m just going to ignore you. 

when we meet, because of this, you can’t see my most precious item

now that you mention the word secret

i want to see it

i’m sorry for saying your not awesome even though its true

half of an apology

good enough

it’s my......winter solider plush

you have a plush

of a soviet assassin

with a metal arm

and chin length dark hair

yes

why

have you seen the actor? his name should be hotness ma’gee

this guy’s threatening my game

like you ever have one

malia!

sorry, can’t talk to you. boarding the plane and i see they have how to train your dragon 2 on.

seriously?

you leave me for a dragon?

typical

// i'm in new york right now. xoxo jill