chili-pepper

taehyung
jimin he's on his way over to my house?? At 1am??

chili-pepper
um..?
is he stalking you?
do I need to throw hands?
or are you finally getting laid??

taehyung
NO
he just said his day would be better if I was in his arms. 🥺👉👈
and I agreed
and then he asked if I was home
and I said yes
and now he's on his way??

chili-pepper
ngl that's so cute
wear protection
also I met this guy at the bar last night..?
his name was namjoon
he was pretty cute,, but so was the boy he was with
his name was Yoongi

taehyung
Yoongi sounds familiar...
I can't remember off the top of my head on why
wait
that's hoseok's ex

chili-pepper
boy's got taste!!

taehyung
are you saying that because you're my ex but still my soulmate, or because he's Yoongi's ex??

chili-pepper
both

taehyung
gtg, he's in my driveway
be careful hyung

chili-pepper
I feel like I should be the one telling you to be careful
You're the one getting laid
But I will, I promise.
Now get to sleep!!

taehyung
not getting laid, but I will get some sleep 💜
bye jimin!!
Seen at 1:30 am