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Chili-Pepper

chili-pepper: hey, u alive?
chili-pepper: bitch??
chili-pepper: oh shit
chili-pepper: was he a sex god?
chili-pepper: wait are you dead?

taehyung: jimin wtf
taehyung: i feel dead—it's only 7am
taehyung: he hasn't woke up yet
taehyung: he's attractive, to answer your question

chili-pepper: Thank fuck you're alive 🗿
chili-pepper: and to think he could've been a murderer, and a sexy one at that!
chili-pepper: what a plot twist

taehyung: stfu
taehyung: I heard a groan, I think he woke up. Wish me luck!!1!

chili-pepper: my taehyungie is getting laid!
chili-pepper: I'm gonna shed some tears for your virgin ass ❤️
chili-pepper: wear protection!!

taehyung: fuck you!

chili-pepper: not if the sexy stranger fucks you first <3
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