Hi i'm back. Heh.

"Yoongi, come over here right this instant!" I called my cat, now human that is.

2 days passed since Yoongi magically became a human and here's a list about his deeds :

1. He doesn't know when and how to use the bathroom.

2. He doesn't know how to read or write.

3. He doesn't know many words including some easy ones.

4. I left him at Jimin's to go grocery shopping yesterday and by the time i came back he knew perfectly how and when to use cuss words. I gave carrot head's ass a nice whoop for that.

5. He thinks he can poop anywhere on anything.

6. He's an ignorant little brat.

7. But again not matter how arrogant and problamatic he is, he's the fluff of my life and i love him.

I noted all of these in my yoonfuzzles diary.

I put down my pen and headed to where my imaginations lead me to find my cat since he wasnt responding to my calls.

He needs a good whoop on his ass too.
What da fu-

I saw the floor in flood.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOONGI!?"

He perked up his ears and looked at my direction, hands pointing to  the sink which was flowing loads.

"Why didn't you call me before?" I hissed at him.

But his eyes showed no guilt. Arrogant bitch.

"Come here you, you need a good smack!" I said as i reached my hand to smack his head.

But that skinny shit got out of my hands and started playing hide and seek with me. Again.

I smiled slightly. At least i had a bit of enjoyment in my boring monotonous life.

"I'm coming to get you Yoonfuzzles! Be ready!" I ran towards his direction.

And that's how my life was from 1st March.

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"Yoongi i'm gonna go out to find some toiletries, be nice okay? I'll be back in a few." I yelled from the door and left him in the house before he could attack me.

"Okay meow!" He yelled back from somewhere in the house.

He seemed busy for some reason. I really hope he doesn't mess with my school projects.

These were my thoughts all the way to the store and back.

"I'm back!" I closed the door behind me, "Yoongi?"

Where is that damned brat.

I made up my mind and entered my room as soon as possible, hoping  for my thoughts not to come true.

"Holy- Yoongi!" I yelled but he didnt perk his head up as usual.

He was asleep soundly after messing with the project i left unfinished on my table, what the fuck?

I sighed. He's mentally still a cat. Of course his common senses are much less than a human.

After that i went to throw the piece of paper he doodled on. But i couldn't, how could I possibly?

It was a doodle of me and him holding hands and flowers around us.

As a cat, he really tried his best, i mean i could tell it was me right away.

A smile automaticly creeped on my face as i took the piece of paper and hung it on my wall with a tape.

After doing so, i looked at the cuddled up Yoongi who seemed to need some hugs in his sleep. I laid next to him.

God, he's so cute. I love him.