Just some writing prompts I came up with. Credit would be appreciated but is not required.

A & B are two different characters

1. A: "You only listen to three bands?"

B: "Only three bands are needed." 

2. (said sarcastically) A: "Yes because nothing screams 'Merry Christmas' like a rubber chicken." 

3. A: "What time is it? If you say 'party time' I'm breaking up with you." 

4. A: "I have two sons." 

B: "WHAT!?!" 

A: "Did I say sons? I meant cats." 

5. A: "I love you sooooo much."

B: "You broke the vase again, didn't you?" 

A: "In my defense I was in the process of fixing it."