Felix's 7 disciples

Memelix
It's time for Minho and Jisung to spill the details, don't yall think?

Spawnofsatan
Oh definitely

Trashbinnie
C'mon gays!

Meanhoe
Nah, not gonna happen

Hyunjeans
Oh come on
You took Jisung home
You have to tell us what happened

Jisquirrel
We just hung out
Nothing more

Trashbinnie
Bullshit
You took his v-card didn't you

Meanhoe
Bitch I will Fite you

Mommawoojin
LEE MINHO IF YOU FUCKING TOOK JISUNG'S VIRGINITY YOU'RE DEAD

Jisquirrel
He didn't guys
Chill

Papachan
I'm gonna need proof

Jisquirrel
How the hell?

Papachan
I have my ways

Meanhoe
Guys leave Jisung alone
We didn't have sex
We didn't make out
We didn't kiss
We didn't do anything sexual at all

Jisquirrel
^^^^^^^

Spawnofsatan
Yeah, cuz were gonna believe that
Minho have taken the virginity of at least 3 people

Meanhoe
Bitch-
It's 2!

Papachan
WHO'S NUMBER 2!?

Mommawoojin
^^^^^^

Meanhoe
My ex
Some kid named Jeongin

Trashbinnie
KID?!?!

Meanhoe
Chill dude
He's only like 3 years younger
Not an actual kid

Mommawoojin
3 FUCKING YEARS?!?!

Papachan
Shouldn't have said that....

Jisquirrel
Why didn't I know this?

Meanhoe
It never came up

Jisquirrel
Mhmm

Meanhoe
Baby don't be like that

Jisquirrel
I'm not like that
I'm totally fine not mad at all

Meanhoe
Bubba please don't be mad
I would have told you if you asked
It just never came up

Jisquirrel
Yeah sure

Meanhoe
Jisung baby
Don't be mad at me

Jisquirrel
I'm not

Meanhoe
You are
Please forgive me?

Jisquirrel
I have to go
Catch yall later

Memelix
☕👀

Trashbinnie
FELIX STFU
This isn't the right time!!