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Hermione's POV:

Ah, how fun.

In just two weeks would be Harry and Ginny's wedding, then within the next month would be Luna and Neville's as well as Ron and Lavender's weddings.

We would all be married off. What fun. Thank you, marriage law, for ruining my perfectly planned future.

Well now that I was married I had to have two kids!

At eighteen years old.

With a seventeen year old boy.

I cringe at the thought of it.

That's something I never thought would happen.

I actually didn't think a lot of things would happen but hey! Look at what's happening right now.

"Put. Me. Down." I growl.

Draco smirks and continues to hold me over his shoulder. "Not until you answer my question."

Git, I'm not going to answer how good of a kisser you are!

"No." He states boredly, snickering as he does so. He shoves me up higher on his shoulders, preventing me from touching the ground.

"Harry James Potter you listen to Hermione right now!" Luna exclaims, sporting a horrified look as she enters my room.

Thank goodness for Luna.

Harry whips around and lets out a small scream of fear, throwing me onto the bed.

It's seriously funny, actually. Harry was the Boy-Who-Lived, the Chosen One. He killed a basilisk, saw Cedric die during the Triwizard tournament, fought in the Department of mysteries, found horcruxes and destroyed Voldemort.

And he was scared of every girl in the common room when they were mad, pregnant or not.

You know that boy can be weird sometimes.

Then again, we all were capable of murdering you with our pinky fingers so being scared would make sense.

(All right, that was an exaggeration, we probably couldn't.)

I push myself up from the bed and launch myself at Harry, sending us both sprawling onto the floor.

Luna looks at us with disappointment yet also amusement in her eyes.

"Hi!" I giggle to Luna from the tops of Harry's back.

"Why hello there!" She laughs back, clutching her stomach as she sees the look on Harry's face, the face that I (unfortunately) could not see unless I moved. I can't move because well...he would roll away! We couldn't have that happening now could we?

Harry shifts around uncomfortably and tries to throw me off. I yelp and cling onto his shoulders and squeeze me legs into his sides so I don't go flying. "Hermione Jean Granger get off-"

"What happened with Draco?" Luna asks, completely out of the blue. My cheeks redden at the event that occured just ten minutes ago.

Harry bucks his hips and turns me over so that he lays beside me. He lifts his head and looks me in the eye. "WHAT!"

I blush a little redder and Harry sits me up and starts shaking my shoulders, screaming, "WHAT HAPPENED WITH FERRET 'MIONE!" Harry eventually takes a deep breath and looks towards Luna.

"He's smiling like he's just won the lottery of love," Luna explains, calmly sitting on the edge of my bed and watching as Harry continues to bounce around on the floor.

I swear I'm best friends with a five year old.

"Weeeeee...." I look around the room, thrashing my head around to avoid the question. How embarrassing, right?

"KISSED! THEY KISSED!" Pansy runs into the room, dragging Theo by the ear. I bang my head against the floor in an attempt to hide, but I end up just letting out a yelp in pain. My head starts to buzz a bit, but I sit up and ignore it, instead focusing on the situation at hand.

I pull at my hair and attempt to word my thoughts carefully. "Well we-" Theo cuts me off and he yelps.

"Pansy!" He yelps, tumbling to the ground. Pansy sits in a chair and ignores him, staring right at me.

"You. Two. KISSED!" She shrieks, jumping up from the chair (what was the point of sitting then?) and crushes me in a hug.

Theo and Harry continue to bombard with with questions and Pansy (basically) attempts to murder me and Luna just laughs.

Come on guys, I'm dying here! Help me!

Oh god, what'll happen when Ginny finds out! She'll tell the whole school, won't she?

Oh and Rita Skeeter too.

Wow. My life is...complicated.

Just I was I was about to get up, Ginny comes in yelling. "HERMIONE JEAN GRANGER! YOU BETTER HAVE SOME SORT OF EXPLANATION AS TO WHY-"

Oh god, here it comes!

I 'love' my friends.
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Blaise's POV:

I swear my wife is pregnant or something.

She's having huge mood swings, she doesn't like raspberries anymore, and she vomited.

Well maybe I'm exaggerating or dreaming. I really don't know.

The only thing on my mind is;

JESUS EVERYBODY'S GETTING PREGNANT!

And let me tell you, two ex-death eater girls and four golden light side girls are wicked scary, even for me.

(I can feel people judging my manliness and I don't appreciate it..)

Astoria lays on our bed, sleeping peacefully and I can't help but satisfy the urge to grab Hermione so she could perform the pregnancy checking charm.

She's going to hate you!

But it's important!

But she's going to hate you! She'll think you're calling her fat!

Argh! Shut up, brain!

You don't have one...

JUST SHUT UP!

I rush into Hermione's room and she's on the floor with a bunch of her friends around her, laughing and snorting.

They all stop when they see me walk in. Hermione looks up at me, almost...hopefully?

"Uh...I need Hermione..." I say, looking around the room and still trying to figure out what the hell had happened.

Weird...

"Sure!" She makes a noise between a relieved sigh and a couch, so it sounds like she's choking.

I beckon her over to the bed where Astoria is sleeping and motion 'shhh' at her so Astoria doesn't wake up and start questioning me.

Hermione cocks an eyebrow, still confused on what she was supposed to be doing. I whisper, "Pregnancy spell," and her eyes widen to the size of saucers. She complies anyways, muttering the incantation.

I swear the next two minutes were the longest two minutes of my life. Time ticked slowly and painfully, delicate information on the line.

A faint pink glow emitted from her, and a pregnant (get it? haha...) silence laps over us.

"Congratulations, Blaise!" She whispers, hugging me tight. "Let's tell the others!"

Before I can open my mouth, Hermione rushed out of the room, leaving me to contemplate over the fact that I was going to be a father, the father of Astoria's child....

I should write a letter to my moth-

"CONGRATULATIONS, ASTY!" Theo rushes in, screaming, causing Astoria to jolt up.

I whip around, glaring at him but see a horrified Hermione behind him, hissing, "I told you to be quiet!"

Astoria looks mad, really mad.

You're in for it Blaise.

"Congratulations on what?" She snarls, looking at me in the face. Her usually soft and calming, relaxed eyes are now full of annoyance.

I clear my throat and wring my hands. "You're-"

"Congratulations on the baby, Asty!" Draco calls, smiling while he shoves his way through.

Astoria's face falls, but not in the sad way. In the way where something was just so bizarre that it hurt to think about.

"Oh, so I'm pregnant?" She asks, looking around. We all nod our heads.

She readjusts and flops back down on the bed. "Cool, now let me nap."

I snort and think, Salzar I love my wife.