Word of the Day: Legendary

           Here is the jester who thinks himself king:

"I am the Chosen One. Let the bells ring!

Highest IQ — I'm as smart as can be!

Honered I am — I get hamberders free!

I hearby say I'm the God of All Men.

No smocking gun here. No hush money then!

I'm the best president you ever had!

I'd date my daughter if I weren't her dad!

Yes, I'm the Chosen One. Come and covfefe!"

          Now he's indicted — a legend'ry thief. 

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Italicised words are actual Twitter typos made by Trump