A shorter version of my simplist

DPR Ian (sorry Ari that you thought it was Light first :p)

OMG DADDY SORRY DADDY SORRY DADDY SORRY. WOOF WOOF WOOF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF BARK BARK BARK BARK

Megumi

*respectfully barks bcz he's a year older than me* 

Oh and suddenly I'm kidnapping abandoned, emo, fatherless kids

ERM IDC IF HE'S EMO 

IT'S DADDY LAW

BIBI

MOTHERRRRRRRR 

MOMMYYYYYYYY

Mello (Mihael Keehl)

Oml how did this happen? I'm suddenly on all fours 😱😱

Bro has the most beautiful, amazing, sexy, hottest, wetting, most bark inducing name I've ever heard like Mihael Keehl? Damn brooooo

Itachi 

Literally my first anime crush (I was fucking 9 😭😭)

Erm, JessKnitz I'll fight you if you tag him :3

Finn Ames

AWWWWW HE'S SO CUTEEEE

(And microwavable)

Muichiro

He's my same age so imma not bark for him 

But he's still cute so :3

Yunjin

Y'all know what it's giving?

ITS GIVING MOTHER

Light 

*cOuGH CoUgH* 

He's the most hottest, sexiest, narcissistic, psychopathic asshole I've ever seen pop outta Satan's coochie

LIKE-

Teru

Erm...zaddy?

He's fucking 27 😭😭😭

Ash B

MOMMY?!-

That's it for now byeee!

Update: Light Yagami would be fucking 32 in 2024...I was bored in school and I did the mental math