* At Bikini bottom high school. Behind the school.*
Me: Um. Spongbob?
Sb: Yes Author- chan?
Me: Can I tell you something?
Sb: Yes?
Me: I...I love you!
Sb: ...
Me: what's wrong... Sempie?!
Sb: You. YOU! How could you!
Me: What do you mean?
Sb: They were my friends! Why?! How could you! You... you monster !
Me: Oh. I guess the cats out of the bag!
Sb: wh-what are you g-going to with m-m-me?!
Me: * sigh* Well I do have a poem from me! You wanna hear it?
Sb: * Shakes head as a no.*
Me: Well to bad. * pulls out a piece of paper from my bag.* Lets began shall we?!
Sb: Wait what?!?!
Me: Roses are red,
       Bikini bottom is blue,
      I've killed all of your friends. for you!😄
Sb: Why?! * cri*
Me: Because I love you my cinnamon roll!!
* Sandy kung-fu kicks me in the face.*
Me: * Falls to the ground. Dead.*
Sandy: You BAKA! * Puts on a Osana wig.*
Sb: What now Sandy- san?
Sandy: Um... Run away I guess?
Sb: Great idea. All of our friends are dead  anyways,
* And then they ran away to new Kelp city.*
End!
A/n
For the past 3 days I've been obsessed with Sb!
And it never been better!