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Rey: You will remove these restraints, and leave the cell with the door open.

JB-007: What did you just tell me?

Rey: You will remove these restraints, and leave the cell with the door open.

JB-007: How 'bout I tighten these restraints?

Rey: You will remove these restraints, and leave the cell with the door open.

JB-007: I will remove these restraints, and leave the cell with the door open.

Rey: And you will drop your weapon!

JB-007: Aaaand I will drop my weapon.

Finn: Lower the shields or I'll blast that bucket right off your head.

Han Solo: Take off that mask. You don't need it.

Kylo Ren: What do you think you'll see if I do?

Han Solo: The face of my son.

Luke Skywalker: *staring intensely* (COME ON GUYS ITS LUKE YOU THINK I WOULD LEAVE HIM OUT??)

Snoke: There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?

Han Solo: Snoke is using you for your power! When he gets what he wants he'll crush you!

(@RaideroftheLostVader thank you for telling me the error in this quote!)

Hux: ALL REMAINING SYSTEMS WILL BOW  TO THE FIRST ORDER!

Ok this section was I GUESS just about TFA. I think I'm still hyped that I GOT TFA ON TUESDAY AHHAHAHAHAH!

I'll try and update more often now... I know people like this.

Oh and if you haven't seen the movie yet, and I might have spoiled something, don't get on me in the comments. I warned you in the title.

May the Force be with you, always!