You know all of Jupiter's moons are named after his loves and affairs right?

Yeah, so NASA is sending a probe up there to survey all of them and find out what they're made off ect ect.

You know what this probe is called?

JUNO

Who's Juno you ask?

JUPITER'S FUCKING WIFE

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER'S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND ALL OF HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA