Apollo: Hey Uncle

Hades: *sighs* yes?

Apollo: you know how our kids are dating?

Hades: *silently asking Chaos why it had to be Apollo's son* yes?

Apollo: come look *gestures at live stream of Nico against a wall, Will teasing him*

Hades: *covers eyes* ew, no, that's gross Apollo

Apollo: stop being such a prude Hades, just look

Hades: oh for the love of Tartarus - fine! *Looks*

Also Hades: *gasps* that's outrageous!

Apollo: *nods solomnley* I know -

Hades: *interrupts* My son should be topping yours!

Apollo: *splutters*