If Magnus ever met Mr D

Mr D: Aha, you must be Annabelle's cousin, Mango Cheese!

Magnus: Sir, it's actually Magn- 

Mr D: I know what I said Magnet Charleston

Magnus: No sir, it's Mag-

Mr D: Don't correct me Margarine Chihuahua

Magnus: That's not even close to my name, wtf

Percy: Welcome to Camp Half-Blood! Oh...

Mr D: GO CLEAN THE STABLES PETERSON JAMAICA!!!