This one's mine:

So, I just realised why the Remus x Sirius ship is called WolfStar.

Cause Remus is a Wolfy, and Sirius is named after a star!

I was legit at my friends barbecue, and we were talking about websites, when I had this epiphany.

Does this make me a bad potter head? That it took me 5 years to figure this fact out?

*Face palms* I'm a dumb bitch, please be patient with me