(made this too)

Laurens: Hey Hercules?

Mulligan: *snickers* Yeah John?

Laurens: *smirks* I feel like a HAM-burger, what about you?

Mulligan: *holding in guffaws* I would like a Lafbaguette actually

Washington: *containing chuckles* I think I'll just have a regular BURR-ger

Hamilton: *laughing* Pun Damage, cannot move for three turns

Lafayette: *grinning* I am honoured to be compared to a French treasure

Burr: *deadpan* I honestly expected more from you Washington