Been a while, take these.
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Rasmus: Hey, you two collected all the city contracts, right?

Cody: Wait? Contracts? Ohhhh, we thought you meant-

Joe: *Holding a bunch of ironing boards* Ironing boards

Rasmus: HOW

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Blooper: Words can't describe how beautiful you are~

Selena: *Blushing* Awww

Blooper: But numbers can. 3/10

Selena: Wha- BLOOPER!

Blooper: *rUNS* I SWEAR I WAS JOKING, I SWEAR-

Selena: I'LL KILL YOU

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Sam: Cody, we'll go with you

Cody: No, it's too dangerous, we could all be killed! I can't have your death on my conscience!

KrakenKid: I'll go

Cody: Yeah Okay, let's go

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Joe: So you and Cody are getting along now?

KrakenKid: I'd say so-

Cody: *Accidentally bumps into him then mumbles sorry and walks away*

KrakenKid: *Turning to Joe* How would you feel about me stabbing your brother?

Joe: What?

KrakenKid: Hypothetically

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Professor Pikalus: *Texting* Did you know

CannibalCrab: Know what?

Professor Pikalus: That I love you

Professor Pikalus: ...Are you crying?

CannibalCrab: No

Professor Pikalus: I can hear you through the walls

CannibalCrab: I'M AN EMOTIONAL MESS TODAY, OKAY?

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Joe: We're best friends now, I know everything about you!

Professor Pikalus: Oh yeah? What am I allergic to?

Joe: Hazel nuts and a full spectrum of human emotions

Professor Pikalus: ...I hate that you got that right

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Blooper: Dad, I can't wear this helmet!

KrakenKid: It's the only one we have!

Blooper: But it's lame! It's old and has stickers on it!

KrakenKid: You know what's not lame? Safety! *Clips helmet on*

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Joe: *Sipping hot coco* Hey! What you doing?

KrakenKid: Crosswords... A word for 'Sometimes annoying but still manages to be incredibly adorable and beautiful'... Oh, duh!

Joe: What?

KrakenKid: Joe

Joe: *chOKES and blushes furiously*

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Sea Serpent- Ace In The Hole In A Nutshell
Ace: *Looks at Milo* Permission to kill him?

Chester: Permission denied

Milo: HA!

Chester: *Glares* Reluctantly

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KrakenKid: BLOOPER! FLOOR IS LAVA!

Blooper: *Pushes Selena onto the floor* Whoops

Selena: *Drags him down with her* I'm not dying alone!

KrakenKid: You guys are messed up

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Joe: I will find my way! I can go the distance~

Cody: Joe, we're kinda lost in the woods with no compass or map, that's the worst song you could've picked

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Cody: Okay, maybe you can talk some sense into her. She hasn't slept in a long time and last time I was over there, she was trying to smith her own weapons

KrakenKid: *Rolls eyes* I'm sure you're exaggerating, Penguin. This is all completely norm-

*Opens door to reveal Tanith's House is full of dogs*

Tanith: *Peeking around corner* Hello! I adopted 32 dogs! Want pancakes?

KrakenKid: Never mind, you under-exaggerated

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KrakenKid: We're gonna put on a play of my life! Pikalus, you'll be acting as my Father

Pikalus: I don't want to be your father

KrakenKid: Perfect, you already know your lines

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Selena: *Interviewing people to be her best friend* Now, are you a cat person?

Blooper: *Slowly knocks glass of water off table*

Selena: You're hired

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Ace: Chester, you've heard of 'Elf on the shelf, but now get ready for,

*Ace stands in front of Chester*

Ace: Gay in the way

Chester: Why are you like this

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Sam: You remind me of the ocean

Professor Pikalus: Why? Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Sam: No, that's KrakenKid. You're salty and you scare people

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Tanith: *Cooking with KrakenKid* Wait, why are you crying?

KrakenKid: It's just the onions

Tanith: *Stares down the onions* What the hell did you say to him?

KrakenKid: Tanith, wait, no! Not like tha-

Tanith: *Chopping up onions* Never do that again

KrakenKid: Sweet krakens what if that was alive still?

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Joe: I'd like to phone a friend

Game Show Host: We haven't even started yet?

Joe: I know, I just miss them

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Rasmus: That's it! Everyone is grounded! *Points to Cody* No adventures for you! *Points at Pikalus* No science for you! *Points at KrakenKid* And no vengeance for you!

KrakenKid: I was gonna say "I'll get you for this" but I guess that's off the table now.

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Ace: I saw you hanging out with some girl

Chester: A- Ace! It's not what you think!

Ace: *Climbing into her house, powered up* I WON'T HESITATE! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!

Chester: I was asking for flour!

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CannibalCrab: Making my way down town, walking fast

KrakenKid: WHO BROKE THE ENTIRE BAR?

CannibalCrab: Walking faster

KrakenKid: I WILL KILL THEM

CannibalCrab: Jogging

KrakenKid: WAIT... CANNIBALLL!

CannibalCrab: SPRINTING AT HIGH SPEEDS

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KrakenKid: My dreams were shattered years ago...

Cody: How long ago?

KrakenKid: When were you born again?

Cody: Why do I even ask anymore

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Professor Pikalus: HEY PUNK

CannibalCrab: WHAT DO YOU WANT NERD

Professor Pikalus: YOU'RE A PAIN IN MY REAR

CannibalCrab: AND YOU'RE A HEADACHE

Professor Pikalus: LOVE YOU

CannibalCrab: LOVE YOU TOO, DINNER TONIGHT?

Professor Pikalus: YEAH I'M THINKING CHINESE FOOD. EIGHT TONIGHT?

CannibalCrab: YEAH SOUNDS GOOD

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KrakenKid: I'm having a heart attack! Blooper, quick, call me an ambulance!

Blooper: You're an ambulance!

KrakenKid: ...I'm so proud of you *Dies*

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Tanith: Okay, Sam, you need to be a little more sensitive with some people.

Sam: Wha- Stop assuming things, I can be sensitive

Professor Pikalus: *Shrieking From Other room* I FOUND A GRAY HAIR

Sam: WAY TO GO, GRANDPA!

Tanith: Way to be sensitive

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Cody: You're a priority now

Sam: *Grins*

Joe: *Screaming From Other room* CODYYYY!

Cody: ...Uh *Panicked look*

Sam: Go. I know, he's a priority

Cody: Best girlfriend ever. *Bolts* JOE, WHAT DID YOU DO?

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KrakenKid: *Walks out of his room* Today feels like a good day

Joe: KRAKEN! I ADOPTED A BUNCH MORE WALRUSES!

KrakenKid: *Turns back around* I was wrong

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*Throws memes like bread crumbs* Take them

I've been working on something but it's taking a while so I finally said 'Screw it' and got some memes!

Hope you guys like these! Do be sure to comment and goodbye!

—JustAnAtlantisWriter