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Are These Memes... GAY?

*Throws rainbows*
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CannibalCrab: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing?

KrakenKid: I don't know, how are y-

Sam: *From across the room* Tanith's doing great

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Cody: I'm as straight as a line!

*Professor walks in*

Cody: That line is now a circle

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Selena: Okay, truth or dare!

Joe: Dare!

Selena: I dare you to kiss the cutest person in the room!

Joe: *Sighs and turns* Cannibal?

CannibalCrab: *Chokes* Y-yes?

Joe: Can you move so I can get to Ace?

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KrakenKid: *Squinting at Joe* What's wrong with you?

Joe: I don't know, just feeling down...

KrakenKid: *Pauses and leaves room*

Joe: *Sighs*

KrakenKid: *Comes back and shoves bag into his hands*

Joe: Wha- is this candy?

KrakenKid: And Some protein bars, soda, energy drinks, the list goes on. You're normally more peppy and annoying me so I figured you were out of energy. This should get you back to doing that and- why are you crying?

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Sam: I'd love to give you the world but I only have three dollars on me.

Tanith: *Wraps her arms around her* I don't need cash, I've already got the world in my arms

Sam: *Blushing madly* I HAVE A REPUTATION

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KrakenKid: Why is Cannibal looking at me like that?

Darrel: Because he likes you

CannibalCrab: I don't 'Like' him, I love him! Get it right, Darrel!

KrakenKid: *Speechless*

CannibalCrab: ...Crap that wasn't supposed to be out loud...

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Cody: Describe Joe in one word

Tanith: Sunshine

Professor Pikalus: Idiot

Selena: Funny

Ace: Mine

Everyone: *Stares at him*

Ace: *Wraps arms around Joe, hissing*

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CannibalCrab: Babe, can you do the thing?

Professor Pikalus: *Sighs and flexes*

CannibalCrab: *Grins* Yessssss

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Chester: *Storming out of room* I HATE ALL OF YOU

Chester, Five Minutes Later: *Pokes Head in* Except you, Blooper, you're okay

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Selena: I swear, I just sneezed and liked your post!

PebbleTeen: Mmhmm, and commented on all of them 'Suckers that's my girlfriend?'

Selena: I HAVE THE FLU!

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Professor Pikalus: Cody! Mind if I do a tarot card reading for you?

Cody: Uhh, yeah sure, why not?

Professor Pikalus: *Laying down cards* So this one tells me you're amazing, and this one shows how brave you are and this one-

Cody: Uh, these aren't cards, they're just pictures of me?

Professor Pikalus: Did I stutter

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Professor Pikalus: I identify as Morosexual. I'm attracted to morons. Cannibal asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla is and now I have frequent dreams of kissing him in the moonlight

CannibalCrab: What kind of animal is pink panther?

Professor Pikalus: *Already kissing him* You're such an Idiot, Cannibal

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Cody: I spy with my little eye, something starting with 'S'

Sam: *Looks at Joe and KrakenKid* Is it Sexual Tension?

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Blooper: *Sends picture of himself in an empty theater to Chester* Look at all the people who want to date you

Chester: You do realize you're in the picture?

Blooper: Get the point, I'm not even being subtle now!

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Professor Pikalus: Cody have you seen my lab coat?

Cody: No, how'd you lose it?

Professor Pikalus: I don't- *Looks at him* Cody, are you wearing my-

Cody: We made vows

Professor Pikalus: ...I need my lab coat ba-

Cody: YOU SAID WE'D SHARE EVERYTHING

Professor Pikalus: Cody I really need-!

Cody: WAS OUR MARRIAGE A LIE?

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Tanith: Okay, I have a three step plan to get Joe to marry you!

Ace: Okay, let me hear it

Tanith: Step one: Play Truth Or Dare

Ace: Andddd this was a mistake

Tanith: Step Two: Get him to pick Dare

Ace: Tanith please stop

Tanith: Step Three: Dare him to marry you!

Sam: *From Other room* It could work. Worked for us.

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Darrel: Ow! My wing!

Rasmus: Oh, here. *Kisses wound*

Darrel: What was that for?

Rasmus: The boys always had me kiss their wounds to make it better.

*Later*
Darrel: KrakenKid, I need you to punch me in the face. Aim for my mouth

KrakenKid: What? I'm not gonna-

Darrel: DO IT

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Blooper: *Complaining*

Chester: *Tired blabbering* You know what your problem is? You're really cute so nobody ever tells you to shut your pie hole.

Blooper: ...You think I'm cute?

Chester: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE

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Tanith: *Putting on sunglasses and leather jacket* Heard you liked bad girls~

Sam: ...No?

Tanith: *Quickly taking it off* Thank goodness, that felt horrible

Professor Pikalus: I know many things, you can ask me anything and I'll likely know the answer

CannibalCrab: How much do you love me?

Professor Pikalus: *Chokes up* A... A lot

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Did a lot of ships I don't normally because they need love

Gaemes

Anyways, hope you guys liked these! I'm gonna be gone for a few days so I left three updates while I'm gone! Be sure to comment and enjoy!

—JustAnAtlantisWriter

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