
Are These Memes... GAY?
*Throws rainbows*
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CannibalCrab: How's the most beautiful person in the world doing?
KrakenKid: I don't know, how are y-
Sam: *From across the room* Tanith's doing great
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Cody: I'm as straight as a line!
*Professor walks in*
Cody: That line is now a circle
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Selena: Okay, truth or dare!
Joe: Dare!
Selena: I dare you to kiss the cutest person in the room!
Joe: *Sighs and turns* Cannibal?
CannibalCrab: *Chokes* Y-yes?
Joe: Can you move so I can get to Ace?
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KrakenKid: *Squinting at Joe* What's wrong with you?
Joe: I don't know, just feeling down...
KrakenKid: *Pauses and leaves room*
Joe: *Sighs*
KrakenKid: *Comes back and shoves bag into his hands*
Joe: Wha- is this candy?
KrakenKid: And Some protein bars, soda, energy drinks, the list goes on. You're normally more peppy and annoying me so I figured you were out of energy. This should get you back to doing that and- why are you crying?
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Sam: I'd love to give you the world but I only have three dollars on me.
Tanith: *Wraps her arms around her* I don't need cash, I've already got the world in my arms
Sam: *Blushing madly* I HAVE A REPUTATION
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KrakenKid: Why is Cannibal looking at me like that?
Darrel: Because he likes you
CannibalCrab: I don't 'Like' him, I love him! Get it right, Darrel!
KrakenKid: *Speechless*
CannibalCrab: ...Crap that wasn't supposed to be out loud...
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Cody: Describe Joe in one word
Tanith: Sunshine
Professor Pikalus: Idiot
Selena: Funny
Ace: Mine
Everyone: *Stares at him*
Ace: *Wraps arms around Joe, hissing*
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CannibalCrab: Babe, can you do the thing?
Professor Pikalus: *Sighs and flexes*
CannibalCrab: *Grins* Yessssss
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Chester: *Storming out of room* I HATE ALL OF YOU
Chester, Five Minutes Later: *Pokes Head in* Except you, Blooper, you're okay
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Selena: I swear, I just sneezed and liked your post!
PebbleTeen: Mmhmm, and commented on all of them 'Suckers that's my girlfriend?'
Selena: I HAVE THE FLU!
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Professor Pikalus: Cody! Mind if I do a tarot card reading for you?
Cody: Uhh, yeah sure, why not?
Professor Pikalus: *Laying down cards* So this one tells me you're amazing, and this one shows how brave you are and this one-
Cody: Uh, these aren't cards, they're just pictures of me?
Professor Pikalus: Did I stutter
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Professor Pikalus: I identify as Morosexual. I'm attracted to morons. Cannibal asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla is and now I have frequent dreams of kissing him in the moonlight
CannibalCrab: What kind of animal is pink panther?
Professor Pikalus: *Already kissing him* You're such an Idiot, Cannibal
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Cody: I spy with my little eye, something starting with 'S'
Sam: *Looks at Joe and KrakenKid* Is it Sexual Tension?
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Blooper: *Sends picture of himself in an empty theater to Chester* Look at all the people who want to date you
Chester: You do realize you're in the picture?
Blooper: Get the point, I'm not even being subtle now!
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Professor Pikalus: Cody have you seen my lab coat?
Cody: No, how'd you lose it?
Professor Pikalus: I don't- *Looks at him* Cody, are you wearing my-
Cody: We made vows
Professor Pikalus: ...I need my lab coat ba-
Cody: YOU SAID WE'D SHARE EVERYTHING
Professor Pikalus: Cody I really need-!
Cody: WAS OUR MARRIAGE A LIE?
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Tanith: Okay, I have a three step plan to get Joe to marry you!
Ace: Okay, let me hear it
Tanith: Step one: Play Truth Or Dare
Ace: Andddd this was a mistake
Tanith: Step Two: Get him to pick Dare
Ace: Tanith please stop
Tanith: Step Three: Dare him to marry you!
Sam: *From Other room* It could work. Worked for us.
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Darrel: Ow! My wing!
Rasmus: Oh, here. *Kisses wound*
Darrel: What was that for?
Rasmus: The boys always had me kiss their wounds to make it better.
*Later*
Darrel: KrakenKid, I need you to punch me in the face. Aim for my mouth
KrakenKid: What? I'm not gonna-
Darrel: DO IT
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Blooper: *Complaining*
Chester: *Tired blabbering* You know what your problem is? You're really cute so nobody ever tells you to shut your pie hole.
Blooper: ...You think I'm cute?
Chester: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE
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Tanith: *Putting on sunglasses and leather jacket* Heard you liked bad girls~
Sam: ...No?
Tanith: *Quickly taking it off* Thank goodness, that felt horrible
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Professor Pikalus: I know many things, you can ask me anything and I'll likely know the answer
CannibalCrab: How much do you love me?
Professor Pikalus: *Chokes up* A... A lot
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Did a lot of ships I don't normally because they need love
Gaemes
Anyways, hope you guys liked these! I'm gonna be gone for a few days so I left three updates while I'm gone! Be sure to comment and enjoy!
—JustAnAtlantisWriter
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