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Incorrect Quotes#5

*before the mission*

Dick: If we want everything to go to plan, we will have to use stealth, got it?

All: Yep

*during the mission*

All: *sneaking*

Y/N: *kicks down the door* wasup fuckers!

Dick: *facepalms* goddammit

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Batman: Y/N, we need to talk about - -

Y/N: The building was already on fire when I got there

Batman:........

Y/N: What?

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Y/N: Aw sucks

Bruce: I am upset too, but let's watch that fucking language

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Y/N: Wouldn't be fucked up if vegetables were sentient and could feel things after we ate them?

Raven: Y/N, repeat after me

Raven:.........

Y/N: you aren't saying anything

Raven: exactly

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Damian: how do I politely tell someone that I want to hit their face with a brick repeatedly?

Y/N: one wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigdly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly

Damian:.......

Damian: that was poetry

Dick: that's both of you needing therapy

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