Damian: *opens his closet and doesn't find his Robin suit*

Damian: *holding a katana* Who is ready to lose some legs!?

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Y/N: Beast Boy was banned from the chicken sack so we had to get some from out of town

Beast Boy: Well they shouldn't call it "all you can eat" if they don't mean it

Y/N: BEAST BOY! YOU ATE A FUCKING CHAIR

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Cayla: Is Damian home? I'd like to take him out on a date

Y/N: in order to talk to him you will have to answer a series od important questions in this qualifications forms

*many hours later*

Y/N: What did you answer for question 299?

Cayla: C) Lure the space Persian away from Damian by pretending to be a bacon strip

Y/N: Impressive

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Cayla: Compliment me :)

Damian: You uh - you have eyes

Cayla:.....

Cayla: I will take it

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Dick: When I was your age - -

Y/N: When I was your height

Dick: *storms off*

Dick: *comes back with a step stool* LisTEN