Night: As the executor of Mr Bolt's estate I have been empowered to read Mr Bolt's last will and testament

Lightning: Well get on with it the bars open soon

Rainer: crying Oh poor Arthur Bolt waaahhhaha

Sylvar: patting her back There there Rainer

Blast: Go out how predictably boring

Deafily: I never work for that gentleman

Night: If we are all seated I shall proceed with the reading

Blast: Do it

Lightning: Hehehe

Night: clear his throat "I Arthur Bolt being of sound, mind and body"

Lightning: That's a laugh hahaha

Night: "To hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows, to my overly emotional sister Rainer"

Rainer: Waaaaaaaaahahahahaaaa!!!!!

Sylvar: Rainer he's talking about us

Rainer: stop crying Oh

Night: "Who grubbed with her husband Sylvar, grubbed for everything they could get from me then cried crocodile tears when I needed sympathy"

Rainer: What?

Night: "To Rainer I leave...a boot to the head"

Rainer: A what?!?!? get hit by a boot OW

Sylvar: freaked out Rainer are you okay?!?!

Night: "And another boot to her wimpy husband Sylvar"

Sylvar: get hit by a boot OW

Lightning: laughs

Rainer: This is an outrage

Night: "Ah but still you are my sister, you've both admired my rolls-royce and since I no longer need it"

Rainer: Oh yours arthur is too kind

Night: "I bequeath another boot to the head"

Rainer: What!?!? gets hit OW

Lightning: laughs

Night: "And one more for the wimp"

Sylvar: gets hit OW

Night: "Next to my alcoholic brother"

Lightning: Hey I don't want no boot to the head

Night: "To dear heads who has never worked a day in his drunken life"

Lightning: I'm covering up my head duck under the table

Night: "I leave my wine seller and 3 crates of my finest whiskey"

Lightning: rise up Really?

Night: "And a boot to the head"

Lightning: gets hit Orgh

Night: "And another for Rainer and the wimp"

Rainer: gets hit Augh!!!

Sylvar: gets knocked down OW!!!

Night: "Next to my know it all nephew Blast"

Blast: This is so predictable

Night: "I leave a boot to the head"

Blast: gets hit Ugh I knew it

Night: "And one for Rainer and the wimp"

Rainer: gets hit and knocked down AUCH!!!!

Sylvar: gets knocked down again OW!!!!!

Night: "This takes care of family obligations. And now to Mrs Deafily"

Deafily: I don't want nothing

Night: "Who took care of me faithfully these many many years, who cared, made me laugh, brought me tea"

Deafily: Oh I didn't mind

Night: "To Mrs Deafily I bequeath a boot to the head"

Deafily: gets hit Ugh!!!!!

Night: "And one for Rainer and the wimp!!!"

Rainer: gets hit ACH!!!!

Sylvar: gets hit OW!!!!!

Night: "And so to my bird Lamby I leave my entire vast boot to the head"

Lamby: gets hit across the room

Night: "And finally to my lawyer who has helped me on this will, I leave not a boot to the head but a rabid Tasmanian Devil to be place in his crotch" Ow ouch ugh gah gah gah talking very fast "And and I leave my entire estate of ten millions to the people of Calgary so they can afford to move somewhere decent" sighs in relief

All of the others cast clapping in the background

Rainer: got back up

Sylvar: got back up aswell Is that it?

Blast: That's it?

Lightning: That's disgraceful

Night: There's one last thing for everyone

Lightning:...Cover your heads everybody!!!

Night: "I leave everyone a life time supply of ice cream"

Sylvar: Ice cream?

Lightning: Ice cream?

Blast: Ice cream? That's all?

Night: That's all

Deafily: But what flavor is it?

Night: "Boot to the head"

Deafily: gets hit to the ground UGH!!!!

Blast: gets hit and knocked down with Lightning

Sylvar: gets knocked out cold

Rainer: gets knocked out aswell

Night: bows And that's the end

All the casts clapped loudly

(All credits are for The Frantics)