TobyTicciRogers yeah better be the right shit??
Idk man I fucking just Noscope in over 69,420 ways
now this kid, marucs, is an awesome son, okay
but once he said something that would normally crush a memer right
"You're too old for memes"
That day was the day I never ever been so motivated to meme
I trained along with the hands of my youngest son Toby and his friend HeartlessSenpai tested my skills
And now, here on this beautiful day, I'm here to tell Marcus, my eldest, one thing.
You're a dank fucking cheeky scrub, you're lucky you're on my good side because I could easily noscope you with my 360 mlgs and my fucking airhorn remixs. You're mother has unlimited access to the triple camera and I know a certain green orge who is love and life.
You, you prude yet yaoi loving dweeb, shall fucking feel my loving warmth of 69,420 blazing dicks that were cut off the N00bs that had their asses kicked off Optic because there mom heard their faggot asses call me, a fucking noscoping champion, a lvl 1 rouge.
I will shit Mountain Dew and Doritos as I climb MLG mountain, and with Rebornica and Nicolas Cage join in a underground meme misson.
I have knives for you and the squad, each made out of orge flesh.
Who shall join Poppa Shadow in this quest?
Because you know what?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I have you know I graduated top of my class in the University of Memes and
Noscoping, and Ive been involved in numerous secret 360scopes on
MLG-Mountain, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Shrek
warfare and Im the top noscoper in the Faze clan and Optic gaming. You
are nothing to me but just another filthy casual. I will wipe you the
fuck out with memes the likes of which has never been seen before on
this Earth, mark my fucking memes. You think you can get away with
saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, bruh. As we speak
I am contacting my secret network of airhorns across the Faze clan
campus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for
the doritos and mountain dew, maggot. The storm that wipes out the
pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, scrub. I
can be anywhere, anytime, and I can noscope you in over 420 ways, and
thats just with my bare blunts. Not only am I extensively trained in
unarmed combat, but I have access to my mother who will get the camera
and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the
face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known
what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring
down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you
couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn lvl1
rogue. I will shit doritos and mountain dew all over you and you will
drown in it. Get rekt, filthy casual.

I love you babies get a good night of sleep bae thx
Hey now buddy,
You're an all star, inwaiting to inquire my level of Mom's spaghetti
And to whoever fucking said this world was gonna roll me?
And I ain't the sharpest tool in the shead?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

From,
The lvl 28 proscoper of weed,
Poppa